The Last Roast (for me)! Haiku-fest 2002

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  1. Patrick Sun

    Patrick Sun Studio Mogul

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    It is with great sadness to announce that this is my last roast in lieu of a post milestone: 10K (plus my "upgraded" duties here on the HTF). No more roasting me after this thread, you'll have to get your roasts in this thread only.
    I'm sure I couldn't have done it without any of you, so please enjoy yourselves, and post anything of relevance or irreverance in this thread. [​IMG]
     
  2. Ike

    Ike Screenwriter

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    I wrote a haiku in honor of your big 10K

    Too much time on hands

    need to get life outside web

    how about sculpting

    (It really applies to me, as I actually had to go look up the rule to write haikus just for this. :b)
     
  3. John Spencer

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    Here's my haiku for Patrick's celebration:
    Pussy on my face
    Soft and hot against my cheek
    Patrick, get your cat
    Love,
    John
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Jeff Kleist

    Jeff Kleist Executive Producer

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    Oh Great God Patrick

    Buffy thread lord before I

    That skill will be mine
     
  5. Greg_R

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    Cutting MDF

    Project done but wife enters

    What the heck is that?

    Pat Sun ascending

    Important Moderator

    Now don't piss him off
     
  6. Patrick Sun

    Patrick Sun Studio Mogul

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    I am not married,

    But that's no excuse for mess,

    Where's the wet vac, now?
     
  7. Ike

    Ike Screenwriter

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    I started haiku
    everyone follow me now
    I am a genius
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Ken_McAlinden

    Ken_McAlinden Producer
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    Patrick Sun's reviews

    Often are just summaries

    Not analyses

    Regards,
     
  9. Patrick Sun

    Patrick Sun Studio Mogul

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    Ow, that really hurts.

    My reviews are quick to point,

    to watch or not watch.
     
  10. Alan Benson

    Alan Benson Stunt Coordinator

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    As a newbie here

    I don't know who Patrick is.

    Goodbye, and hello!

    --------

    Edit:

    Wait. I take that back.

    I know him from somewhere else.

    Egads, It's Pat!, man...
     
  11. Patrick Sun

    Patrick Sun Studio Mogul

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    I recall Alan,

    from DVD Talk, tis right?

    Welcome aboard, mate.
     
  12. Craig S

    Craig S Producer
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    Ten K posts Monday
    Over forty more Tuesday
    When does the man rest??
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Patrick Sun

    Patrick Sun Studio Mogul

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    Rest? What is this rest?

    Could be that I'm just A.I.

    Looking for mommy.
     
  14. Steve Christou

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    Pat my Sun, how you?

    I can't Haiku to save my life

    As you can plainly see

    (Congrats on reaching 10,000,000 posts, I'm flabbergasted (whatever that means).
     
  15. Steve Peterson

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    Yes, haikus are hard.
    5, 7, 5 thing is tough
    Patman, get a life.
    Steve "[​IMG]" Peterson
     
  16. Jon_B

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    Mr. Sun (a.k.a. the post god) congrats on 10,000+ posts. You'll have to let me borrow that time machine of yours that allows you to post as much as you do. [​IMG] See you on the Survivor thread.
    Jon
     
  17. Patrick Sun

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    Jon B, need haiku
    for roast entry right away
    or I delete yours. [​IMG]
     
  18. Jon_B

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    leaning roughly, mean

    glowing gatekeeper chortles

    gnarled blazing flaccid
     
  19. Colin Dunn

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    Never say never

    Pat will reach hundred thousand

    mark really soon now

    (Really, I wouldn't be surprised if Pat gets to 100,000 posts before I reach the 1K mark...)
     

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