The Last Roast (for me)! Haiku-fest 2002 (1 Viewer)

[Patrick Sun]

It is with great sadness to announce that this is my last roast in lieu of a post milestone: 10K (plus my "upgraded" duties here on the HTF). No more roasting me after this thread, you'll have to get your roasts in this thread only.
I'm sure I couldn't have done it without any of you, so please enjoy yourselves, and post anything of relevance or irreverance in this thread.

 

[Ike]

I wrote a haiku in honor of your big 10K

Too much time on hands

need to get life outside web

how about sculpting

(It really applies to me, as I actually had to go look up the rule to write haikus just for this. :b)

 

[John Spencer]

Here's my haiku for Patrick's celebration:
Pussy on my face
Soft and hot against my cheek
Patrick, get your cat
Love,
John

 

[Jeff Kleist]

Oh Great God Patrick

Buffy thread lord before I

That skill will be mine

 

[Greg_R]

Cutting MDF

Project done but wife enters

What the heck is that?

Pat Sun ascending

Important Moderator

Now don't piss him off

 

[Patrick Sun]

I am not married,

But that's no excuse for mess,

Where's the wet vac, now?

 

[Ike]

I started haiku
everyone follow me now
I am a genius

 

[Ken_McAlinden]

Patrick Sun's reviews

Often are just summaries

Not analyses

Regards,

 

[Patrick Sun]

Ow, that really hurts.

My reviews are quick to point,

to watch or not watch.

 

[Alan Benson]

As a newbie here

I don't know who Patrick is.

Goodbye, and hello!

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Edit:

Wait. I take that back.

I know him from somewhere else.

Egads, It's Pat!, man...

 

[Patrick Sun]

I recall Alan,

from DVD Talk, tis right?

Welcome aboard, mate.

 

[Craig S]

Ten K posts Monday
Over forty more Tuesday
When does the man rest??

 

[Patrick Sun]

Rest? What is this rest?

Could be that I'm just A.I.

Looking for mommy.

 

[Steve Christou]

Pat my Sun, how you?

I can't Haiku to save my life

As you can plainly see

(Congrats on reaching 10,000,000 posts, I'm flabbergasted (whatever that means).

 

[Steve Peterson]

Yes, haikus are hard.
5, 7, 5 thing is tough
Patman, get a life.
Steve "" Peterson

 

[Jon_B]

Mr. Sun (a.k.a. the post god) congrats on 10,000+ posts. You'll have to let me borrow that time machine of yours that allows you to post as much as you do. See you on the Survivor thread.
Jon

 

[Patrick Sun]

Jon B, need haiku
for roast entry right away
or I delete yours.

 

[Jon_B]

leaning roughly, mean

glowing gatekeeper chortles

gnarled blazing flaccid

 

[Colin Dunn]

Never say never

Pat will reach hundred thousand

mark really soon now

(Really, I wouldn't be surprised if Pat gets to 100,000 posts before I reach the 1K mark...)