The funniest review I've ever read. (1 Viewer)

[Paul_D]

Mr Cranky's Review of I Am Sam
Here's a particularly funny segment.

How could I have hated this film more? The women sitting behind me could have taken turns kicking me in the back of the head, creating a welt that eventually filled with blood and exploded, rendering me technically brain-dead, but somehow conscious. The theater chain, recognizing my contributions to film criticism, could have then offered to pay for my life support by keeping me in the theater on a ventilator and forcing me to watch "I Am Sam" for the rest of my waking life, which I would then attempt to end mercifully by waiting until late at night (after the amorous janitor had gone home), rolling myself off my gurney onto the floor and, picking up a stray golf pencil with my one functioning eyelid, JAMMING IT THROUGH MY EYE SOCKET AND INTO MY FRONTAL LOBE AGAIN AND AGAIN OH THANK YOU GOD FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH.

This also gave me a giggle.

 

[MichaelAW]

I'll see you, and raise you The Brunching Shuttlecock's review of The Matrix.

 

[Mike Broadman]

Hah, that's great!
Of course I love this stuff so much, I started a thread about it.
I will have to visit this guy's web site more often.