The Eternal Simpsons Quote Thread (1 Viewer)

[brianacook]

craig is right, this thread must continue.
best simpsons thread ever!
ralph: "what's for lunch today?"
lunch lady: "next!!!"
ralph: "chicken necks??"

 

[Bryan Farris]

Kent Brockman: People are expressing their feelings and really starting to communicate with no holding back, and this reporter thinks it's about f***ing time!
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Marge: Do you want Bart to grow up to be Chief Justice or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both like the late Earl Warren?
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[JonZ]

Chief Wiggam "Nyah! Where's your Messiah now?"
Homer "HMMMM... Forbidden Donut....GRRRRRLLLLLLLL"
Sideshow Bob at Parol Hearing "Bart Simpson?You mean that spirited little tyke who(getting anrgy)twice foiled me evil schemes, and had me send to this dark, dank hellhole"
Sidshow Bob "Oh I'll stay away from your son alright. Stay way from him ..FOREVER!"
Homer "....Oh no....'
Sideshow Bob "Wait, that didn't come out right.Marge ask me to stay away from Bart again"
Marge "No!"
Sideshow Bob "GGGGGRRRRRRRR"

 

[Scott Thomas]

"Whoa, fat sarcastic Star Trek Fan; I bet your just a devil with the ladies"

 

[Richard Olson]

Homer: Less artsy, more fartsy
Homer: In this house we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics
Chief Wiggum: They're hot dogs.....Armour hot dogs
Superintendent Chalmers What kind of man wears Armour hot dogs?
......to quote a few!!
Rich

 

[Hanson]

Okay, not an exact quote, but...
Flanders: Homer, I understand you took all my flowers for your float, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing could ever grow again?
Homer: (smiling contentedly) Yes, yes I did.
Also, the rest of this quote:
Marge: Do you want Bart to grow up to be Chief Justice or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper.
Homer: Oh Marge, you are so naive.

 

[Alf S]

Bart talking to Rod and Tod on his Mr Microphone:
Bart:"DO YOU WANT A VENGEFUL GOD OR A HAPPY GOD?!"
Tod/Rod: "HAPPY GOD!!"
I'm partial to this one too:
Milhouse: "Bart, it's ALF, he's back, but he's in POG form!"
PLUS: So may others, so little time...
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[Craig S]

Mayor Quimby to the Springfield Bi-Monthly Sci-Fi Convention:

You're all talk, Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!

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[Dan Szwarc]

Homer: But Bart, with ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires!
Homer: Your ideas are intriguing to me. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Homer: But Marge, weaseling out of things is what seperates us from the animals... ...'cept the weasel.
So many quotes, so little time...

 

[ToddS]

In the episode where Bart gets a fake id and rents a car
Lisa " How come I wasn't invited to the National Grammer Rodeo?"
Bart "That's because you are what in Latin we would call a dorkus malorkus"

 

[David Oliver]

Poor Marge has a gambling problem...
Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down!
Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar.
Marge: Think before you say each word.
Homer: You broke a promise to your child.
Marge: What?
Homer: You promised Lisa to help her with her costume. You made her cry. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed -- she's such a little trooper.
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[McPaul]

David Oliver, you beat me to that one, I was saying that all week when that episode was on.... cept i spelled it different! *lmao*
mike st. louis.... yep... it's always on teletoon just when i get home from work so i TRY and watch every night either when i get home at 10, or at 12
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[Andrej Dolenc]

From the lisa goes vegetarian episode:
Chief Wiggum: Uuuh, Homer? Bring me another one of those...uuh. burgers would ya? I can't quite seem to...stand up under my own power anymore.
Homer: One whopper for the Copper.
One of the best episodes!
Andrej

 

[Eric Finn]

Andrej,
From that same episode with the pig.
[Bart and Homer race wildly after Lisa until she pushes the pig grill off the top of a slope. The pig passes through a hedge.]
Homer:
"It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!"
[Pig on spit Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water.]
"It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good!"
[Pig gets caught in a dam spillway, and when the pressure builds, it shoots into the sky.]
"It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!"
Ok I swear that's all the Simpson's quotes for today.
Later,
Eric

 

[Tom Foppiano]

And, of course, the follow up to that quote:
Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to charity...... when pigs fly! HAHAHAHaHa (Pig sails past) ha...ha.. hm.
Smithers: Will you still be donating that million dollars, sir?
Burns: I think... not.

 

[Mohsen Sadeghi]

Homer to Bart: Listen son, trying is the first step towards failure. Never try.

 

[Scott Bauer]

From the monorail episode...
Marge: Homer, there are a pack of opossums in this closet.
Homer: I call the big one bitey!
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[Mike St.Louis]

Bart, Nelson and Milhouse walking out of the theatre after seeing "Naked Lunch":
Nelson: I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

 

[DougWright]

Homer:
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa :
No.
Homer:
Ham?
Lisa:
No.
Homer:
Pork chops?
Lisa:
Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer:
Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Doug Wright
"Your TV is HOW BIG?"

 

[McPaul]

Bart suspects Flanders of killing his wife.
telephone
*9-1-1*
Welcome to the Springfield Police Crime Hotline! If you know the name of the person you are trying to reach, please press one!
If you are currently involved in, or witnessing a crime being committed, please press two!
*press*
If you know the name of the crime currently being committed, please press one!
(Bart cursing at the phone) *presspresspresspresspresspress*
You have selected "Regicide"!
If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, please press one!
(more cursing) *click*
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