Driving out of a multi-storey car park this morning, I was going down the exit ramp, which is spiral shaped. A car was going up at a sensible speed, but obviously not quickly enough for the guy behind, who *overtook* him, narrowly missing carving up me on the down ramp. To add insult to injury, this was on the penultimate level of the car park. Just what was so vital about getting to the top level first (it should be added that there were plenty of parking spaces)? I thought I'd seen it all when I pulled over to let an ambulance pass and the guy in the car behind overtook me. Oh yes, and the guy was driving a BMW (the driver in the ambulance case was a BMW driver as well). Before I get flamed, I should say that I know some good drivers who have BMWs, but why is it that at least 90 per cent of dickheads on the roads also drive BMWs? Anyone care to relate similar tales of lunacy?