Would anyone care to adopt my 94 year-old mother?
Been protecting the Hell out of her since last March. For example, I’ve been keeping her cross-the-state-lines-without-quarantining relatives from coming inside her house; as they assured her that “they” were feeling fine.
Well, she has claimed to all of her land-line friends; and for weeks, now; that she would rather gift to me (or bequeath) her own vaccine shots; as I am younger than she and that I still have a future. I told her that it doesn’t work that way. But, I continued to inform her, that there are some select places that will also give the caretaker the vaccine when accompanied by the senior who qualifies.
Today, I told her of such a place; but that it was a two hour trip each way.
“I don’t want to be in a car that long”, she snapped.
“Mom, if you want me to get the shot with you, this is the closest location available”, I stated.
“Well, then, you’ll just have to go by yourself”, she retorted.
OMG, someone, please mix me a double Alka-Seltzer, Excedrin and Anacin cocktail; and I do mean quick.
Been protecting the Hell out of her since last March. For example, I’ve been keeping her cross-the-state-lines-without-quarantining relatives from coming inside her house; as they assured her that “they” were feeling fine.
Well, she has claimed to all of her land-line friends; and for weeks, now; that she would rather gift to me (or bequeath) her own vaccine shots; as I am younger than she and that I still have a future. I told her that it doesn’t work that way. But, I continued to inform her, that there are some select places that will also give the caretaker the vaccine when accompanied by the senior who qualifies.
Today, I told her of such a place; but that it was a two hour trip each way.
“I don’t want to be in a car that long”, she snapped.
“Mom, if you want me to get the shot with you, this is the closest location available”, I stated.
“Well, then, you’ll just have to go by yourself”, she retorted.
OMG, someone, please mix me a double Alka-Seltzer, Excedrin and Anacin cocktail; and I do mean quick.