The Anna Nicole Show.

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  1. Tino

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    Oh...My...God!
    Did anyone else catch this show on the"E" network Sunday night?
    I was flipping channels and came upon this trainwreck of a show focusing on the daily rituals of Anna Nicole.
    It was terrifyingly mesmerizing. I think I watched the entire show with my eyes bugeyed in amazement.[​IMG]
    Needless to say, I'll be tuning in next week.[​IMG]
     
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    Yes, I caught it too, on Usenet. [​IMG]
    HOLY...FAT...COW!
    Anna wandered around like she'd been hit by a tranquilizer gun whilst grazing on candy. The whole show was like watching a traffic accident "comedy". At the end of it, I really didn't know who to feel sorry for: Anna, her poor son, her suffering entourage of assistants, her fluffy little rat dog SugarPie, or me (for losing 25 mins of my life in such a horrific manner).
    This could be the greatest cult show of all time! [​IMG]
     
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    Yeah, I watched it... my god... and she still considers
    herself to be sexy. In some of the interviews she seemed
    a little more 'with it', which makes me wonder, is she on
    drugs most of the time, or is it an act??

    And yes, I'll be watching it again. For the same reason I
    slow down to look at a car accident.
     
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    I saw it and had the same reactions posted here.

    I was thinking about her lawyer that assisted her on her home hunting, when he goes home at night, assuming he has a wife and kids, and his wife asks him how was your day ?

    How the hell would you explain what he did all day ?! ! He bascially babysat an overgrown drugged-up land monster who would probably sign away her millions to obtain a candy bar.

    I'd be like...you know what, I really cant explain what I did today. Whats fer dinner ?
     
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    I think the bed humping was a highlight.
     
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    It was a little fuzzy to tell, even with TIVO's help, but
    when she was signing autographs it looked like uncensored
    naked pictures of her that she was signing.
     
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    The premiere episode is being aired again at 9pm EST this Tuesday, I believe. I was far more interested in the E! True Hollywood Story about Anna than I was in her show.
     
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    I saw nothing funny about this. Her performance is either all an act to dupe us into believing she is the female Ozzy, or, she is so doped up and zoned out that she is sad and pathetic. I heard one commentator say that the Osbornes work because admist all the dsyfunction, there actually is a functioning family, which is what the viewer finds intriguing. With Anna, its all dysfunction (or an act).
     
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    I just can't believe people this stupid are allowed to roam the earth. Dumb as a box of rocks, it made me ill watching tiny snippets of the show. I couldnt figure out which was more entertaining, flipping between this and MTV Jackass.
    I'd rather watch a guy get hit in the nuts by a paintball gun than watch THAT. UGH!
     
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    Personally, I dont think Anna Nicole is acting, I think she is severly doped up and that stupid.
     
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    You gotta feel sorry for her son. Imagine what it must be like to have a mother like this. Being a teen is hard enough under normal circumstances, but this cruel and unusual.

    My opinion of her show is in line with everyone else's.
     
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    Come on guys. A show about someone who married someone 60 years older than her because it was "true love"? [​IMG]
     
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    Waited for the laughs... waited... waited... waited...

    Nothing.

    Pathetic, sure. Funny? No. Shan't be recording this again.

    Hanson
     
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    MSNBC's TV critic referred to the show as a "vomitorium". Ouch
     
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    Her "assistants" are not suffering. Well, maybe they are, but they're just a pack of sycophants waiting to hitch a ride on the old man money train that will eventually be rollin' in.
     
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    I thought it sucked, was really stupid. If I were her son I would get out of this as quickly as is humanly possible. Settlement or not, no amount of money is worth this much humiliation.

    The only thing that made it worthwhile to watch was later reading the great recap at Television Without Pity. Some great lines in there.
     
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    Tony,

    did you see the E! True Hollywood story on her. We're talking about a woman who when she sprained her wrist during her Texas court case, was put on morphine and demoral ! IF she can manage that, she is probably doped up all the time !
     

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