Gaah tarantulas! Brrr! I hate insects Parker, flying crawling whatever. Now pay attention class, for those few who don't know, spiders are not... insects [gasps!] they're arachnids, eight-legged beasties, insects have six legs.
Anyway I have arachnophobia something bad, just recently a fairly big spider was crawling along the carpet while I was watching tv, and Sandra who usually gets rid of them for me [you big pussy Steve!], was out with friends, and here I was face to face with the scariest, most deadly critter known to man! I threw a magazine at it, missed, the spider started crawling up the wall, it was heading for my dvds, oh jeez no! Not my precioussss dvds! Picked up the magazine, heart-pounding I got as close as I can get to the monster and gave it a really good whack!
Sandra comes home sees me sweating and shaking, wondering whats wrong, I point to the remains of my enemy, she laughs of course.
And that's the end of my man vs spider story.
Anyway I have arachnophobia something bad, just recently a fairly big spider was crawling along the carpet while I was watching tv, and Sandra who usually gets rid of them for me [you big pussy Steve!], was out with friends, and here I was face to face with the scariest, most deadly critter known to man! I threw a magazine at it, missed, the spider started crawling up the wall, it was heading for my dvds, oh jeez no! Not my precioussss dvds! Picked up the magazine, heart-pounding I got as close as I can get to the monster and gave it a really good whack!
Sandra comes home sees me sweating and shaking, wondering whats wrong, I point to the remains of my enemy, she laughs of course.
And that's the end of my man vs spider story.