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teapot2001

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Come and knock on our door ...

We've been waiting for you ...

Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,

Three's company too.

Come and dance on on our floor...

Take a step that is new ...

We've a loveable space that needs your face,

Three's company too.

You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you ...

Down at our rendez-vous,

Three's company, too!

~T
 

Steve Christou

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Receptionist: Can I help you Dr...?

Fletch: Oh it's me, Dr.Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.

Receptionist: Dr. who?

Fletch: Dr.Rosenrosen, I'm here to get into the records room.

Receptionist: What was that name again?

Fletch: It's Dr.Rosen, I want to check the records room.

Fletch: I'm John.

Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who?

Fletch: John Cock...tos...ton.

Gail Stanwyk: Thats a beautiful name.

Fletch: It's Scotch/Romanian.

Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.

Fletch: So were my parents.

Doc: That's an interesting name, Mr...?

Fletch: Babar.

Doc: Is that with one B or two?

Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R.

Doc: That's two.

Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other, that's what I thought you meant.

Doc: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar.

Fletch: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn't know. I don't have any.

Doc: No children?

Fletch: No, elephant books.

Chief Karlin: What's your name?

Fletch: Fletch.

Chief Karlin: What's your full name?

Fletch: Fletch F.Fletch.

Chief Karlin: What do you do for a living, Mr.Fletch?

Fletch: I'm a shepherd.

Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr.Fletch?

Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.

[Fletch is being framed for drug possession by two very large cops]

Fletch: Aren't you gonna read me my rights?

Cop: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.

Fletch: I think I'll waive my rights.

Fletch: Can't keep me here, chief.

Chief Karlin: Maybe I'm not going to keep you here. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out.

Fletch: Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but... I do believe that's a violation of my rights.

Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: Erwin, admit that you are a sinner.

Fletch: Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.

Fletch: All I needed now was a computer.And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it.

Alan Stanwyck: You do own rubber gloves?

Fletch: I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.

Fletch: This little proposition doesn't entail me dressing as Little Bo-Peep, does it?

[Gail answers the door wearing a towel.]

Fletch: Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
 

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Jack Briggs

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So worn out this past week. Screened The First Men in the Moon yesterday afternoon and could barely keep my eyes open. At about 6:30 p.m. I covered up the equipment in the main system, and lay on my bed with the idea of catching a couple of hours' worth a sleep. Didn't get up until 7 a.m.

But I feel refreshed, even if half the weekend was wasted.
 

Steve Christou

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Jack, I recently nodded off watching Star Trek-The Motionless Picture, most embarrassing!
I know it's not the most action-packed Star Trek, but I'm a huge fan of that film,
I just hope the 'Great Bird of the Galaxy' forgives me.
Did you know
Gene Roddenberry's ashes were scattered into space by a space shuttle crew.
 

Jack Briggs

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Actually, Steve, they were taken into space and then brought back. To "scatter" the ashes would have required that the crew perform an EVA. Also, the late Dr. Timothy Leary's ashes were lofted aboard an unmanned satellite where they remain to this day. Guess the 1960s acid guru (who I met and interviewed a number of times; helluva smart and funny guy) is higher than he has ever been before.
 

Steve Christou

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Well Jack, couldn't they um flush his ashes out, you know, or don't they do that on the shuttle? I know it's a bit disrespectful but that's one way of scattering them into space.:)
 

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Ack!!!!:b :b :b
Sorry Parker, I didn't realize it was you who was being the shallow male pig. ;)
I don't know why I jumped so quickly to think it was Steve. I apologize. :D
I do, however, hope you approve of the amended picture.
 

Steve Christou

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Getting out my pitch fork...
Yeah still working on the ol' finesseing Zen, those damn testy babes, it's hard.
...and poking your hay.
:D
someone's gotta go back for a shit-load of dimes!
 

Parker Clack

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Steve:

Heh! No spitting in testy!!

Mike:

Thanks anyway for the nice pic. The benefits of being a pig are many! Especially for one that owns an Internet site.
 

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