teapot2001
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Fluffy Pumpkin is adorable!
Now somebody show me what this Cthulhu looks like.
~T
Now somebody show me what this Cthulhu looks like.
~T
Zen I'm thinking of getting me one of those Cthulhu statues, buy some black candles, and than try to convince my girly to dance naked in front of it
and this is new? Obviously you missed the Fall Equinox Cthulhu Sex Party
In a natural glade of the swamp stood a grassy island of perhaps an acre's extent, clear of trees and tolerably dry. On this now leaped and twisted a more indescribable horde of human abnormality than any but a Sime or an Angarola could paint. Void of clothing, this hybrid spawn were braying, bellowing, and writhing about a monstrous ring-shaped bonfire; in the centre of which, revealed by occasional rifts in the curtain of flame, stood a great granite monolith some eight feet in height; on top of which, incongruous in its diminutiveness, rested the noxious carven statuette. From a wide circle of ten scaffolds set up at regular intervals with the flame-girt monolith as a centre hung, head downward, the oddly marred bodies of the helpless squatters who had disappeared. It was inside this circle that the ring of worshippers jumped and roared, the general direction of the mass motion being from left to right in endless Bacchanal between the ring of bodies and the ring of fire.
That's how it's done right!
Void of clothing, this hybrid spawn were braying, bellowing, and writhing about a monstrous ring-shaped bonfire...
Sheet why do I always miss the fun parties!!
You wanna party?
Hmmm dunno Zen, I can't even pronounce the damn lyrics of the Cthulhu chant.
I'll practice tomorrow in the shower.
I'll practice tomorrow in the shower.
NO!! NOT THAT!!
NO!! NOT THAT!!
Haha no no not that Parker, chanting in the shower is not something I usually do, Vermithrax hates that, besides the Cthulhu chant probably sounds more like you're clearing your throat than anything else, okay I'll give it a try... mwgwa muh muh *cough* *cough* muh pthss thrup *spits* nggg kagh muhna *cough* *cough* fuck! evil hand trying to strangle me.. must.. stop.. chanting.. aaaargh...down Vermithrax down boy... aaaargh... evil hand now trying to strangle Vermithrax... its a titanic battle folks... aarghh.... muh muh thhhpppp....
So this is where the tourneyphobes come to pad their post counts, huh?
Yup... um whats a postcount?
Rain I can't see your postcount has it passed mine yet? Sorry couldn't resist, and I have no idea what mine is at the moment.
Um if you sees Cees the Reaper give us a shout, and I'll switch on the cloaking device Parker has implemented, only prob is its cloaked and I can't see it, yikes!