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Steve Christou

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How did we go from Dirty dancing to Flash dancing?
Um but.. but.. aren't they the same movie?:confused:
Ok but you're really gonna love this one, now all together...
ORIN:
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
What did she say?
ORIN:
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
PATIENT:
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!
ORIN:
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist
PATIENT:
Goodness gracious!
ORIN:
And I enjoy the career that I picked
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Really love it
ORIN:
I am your dentist
PATIENT:
Fitting braces
ORIN:
And I get off on the pain I inflict
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Really love it
ORIN:
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Bicuspid
ORIN:
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
Oh, MAMA!
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say aah!
PATIENT:
Aah!
ORIN:
Say aaah!
PATIENT:
Aaah!
ORIN
Say aaaah!
PATIENT:
Aaaah!
ORIN:
Now spit!!
 

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I think Parker is a fan of Dirty Dancing. Patrick Swayze's top 40 hit:

She's like the wind through my tree

She rides the night next to me

She leads me through moonlight

Only to burn me with the sun

She's taken my heart

But she doesn't know what she's done

Feel her breath on my face

Her body close to me

Can't look in her eyes

She's out of my league

Just a fool to believe

I have anything she needs

She's like the wind

(SOLO)

I look in the mirror and all I see

Is a young old man with only a dream

Am I just fooling myself

That she'll stop the pain

Living without her

I'd go insane

Feel her breath on my face

Her body close to me

Can't look in her eyes

She's out of my league

Just a fool to believe

I have anything she needs

She's like the wind

Feel your breath on my face

Your body close to me

Can't look in your eyes

You're out of my league

Just a fool to believe

(Just a fool to believe)

She's like the wind

(Just a fool to believe)

Just a fool to believe

(She's like the wind)

Just a fool to believe

(Just a fool to believe)

She's like the wind

(Just a fool to believe)

Just a fool to believe

She's like the wind

(Just a fool...)

(She's like the wind)

(She's like the wind)

(Just a fool...)

(She's like the wind)

(Just a fool...)

~T
 

Steve Christou

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A blonde walks into a library.

"Excuse me can I have a burger and large fries, please?", she demands.

The librarian looks back at her. "Miss," he says, "this is a library."

The blonde leans over the counter.

"I'm sorry", she whispers, "can I have a burger and large fries please?"
 

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A blonde is setting at a desk with headphones on and a guy walks up to her and asks her why she is wearing the headphones.

She responds that she needs them to live.

The guy says "No you don't!" And he takes off the headphones.

After this she promptly falls over and dies.

The guys then picks up the headphones and he hears

"Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out...."
 

Steve Christou

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Parker!! My Sandra is blonde, beautiful and very intelligent! Ok girl put the gun down I'm posting it and you're holding the gun the wrong way btw. [smack!];)
Now where was I? Oh yeah.....
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"
 

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On a hot summer night, a blonde walks into a dark alley, a shortcut to a popular dance club she is heading to. A brunette man stands in her way, points a gun between her eyes, and shoots her dead.

~T
 

Steve Christou

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I came here to escape the creepy scary HTF pumpkinhead and to chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubblegum!! (um anyone got some gum to spare?):b
ps. I see Dennis is still haunting the testing area.;)
[Praying heavenward]
Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Homer: Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get thru this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Homer's Brain: It's a deal!
 

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Okay Steve! Quick!
Which is scarier? The HTF Pumpkin or Fluffy Pumpkin?
Hmmmm. Come to think of it, have you ever seen them together? :confused:
 

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Hmmm I dunno pumpkinhead is pretty gruesome, no make that ugly gruesome, but on the other hand fluffy pumpkin has been wailing thru these corridors for some time now giving everyone the willys, brrrr! ...and wait I hear something!! Its in the trees, its ffff... aaargh!!!!:eek:
 

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Steve:

You aren't supposed to eat the pumpkin. That is saved for putting candles into and carving scary faces into and put out on the front porch for the little kiddies to look at and say..."How stupid is that? Now give me some candy so I can drive my mom crazy for the next three days!"

And put down that large carving knife. Sandra is no longer in the room and you aren't allowed to play with knives without supervision.

BTW, my Susan is blonde too and I am still recovering from the beating I got the other night related to the "blonde jokes" at least that is what she said it was for!

So anyway....

What is the mating call of a blonde? "I am so drunk!"

Thi: When the FBI agents show up at your door go peacefully. They have a nice holding cell for you at Levenworth.

Parker
 

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Parker I get whacked regularilily by my blonde assassin, and when I ask her what that was for, she says she can't remember!! I think I'll buy her a punching bag.;)
Last night I was forced to get down on my knees and...and... put Jurassic Park 2 dvd on and watch it in... German with English subtitles, oh the exquisite agony!! Her cousin was visiting from Germany and I had no choice.[breaks down in tears]
It was like watching a World War II film with Germans being attacked by dinosaurs, weird man! Achtung!
 

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"Oh, I wish I was in the Land of Dixie.."

Just two good old boys, never meanin' no harm...

Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law

Since the day they was born.

Straightenin' the curves, flattenin' the hills...

Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will.

Makin' their way, the only way they know how...

That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

Just two good ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could,

Fightin' the system like two modern-day Robin Hoods...
 

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Whatchoo talkin bout?

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,

What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

A man is born, he's a man of means.

Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.

It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.

It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story

Everybody finds a way to shine,

It don't matter that you got not alot

So what,

They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine....

Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Yes it does.

It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

~T
 

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