ShaneJ
Auditioning
- Joined
- Jul 30, 2002
- Messages
- 12
Test
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
Heh heh, oui oui mon ami [bites into onion], aaah ze tower Eiffel is magnifique no?
"zank 'eaven for leedle girls, for leedle girls get bigger every day!"
ARTHUR: Hallo! Hallo!
GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are the Knights of the Round Table.
Who's castle is this?
GUARD: Zis is the castle of my master, Guido Wommer!
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen...
Uh, he's already got one, you see?
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one)
ARTHUR: Well, um, can we come up and have a look?
GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?
GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed
animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
How do I put in a quote?
How about this arial font?
Or maybe verdana?
In blue no less
[rant]a rant looks like this[/rant]
And to get to Charlotte's home page click here
Or I can do it in normal mode like this:
Click here for Charlotte's home page
reaching for more lard and carbs
It IS, after all, Super Bowl Sunday! Lots of goodies at our house! Wings, chips, dip, salsa, mozzarella sticks, veggie and veggie dip, cheetos...
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz... :frowning: