Testy Area 51 (2 Viewers)

[Mike Frezon]

Ulla!

 

[Parker Clack]

You cannot forget the babe of testy.

She is both right and left behind.

BTW, I just read that she left Victoria Secret. No reason why. Maybe she got bored. I just know
that I am now very sad.

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

I went out for an unstructured drive yesterday....ended up logging 550 miles. Driving south from Challis I found that there's still a lot of snowpack on Mt. Borah's northern side for Labor Day weekend.

I like this composition. From the road level at 7,160 feet Mt. Borah still rises another mile straight up.

 

[Mike Frezon]

Which is more curvy? The road just ahead of Dennis' car? Or Marissa?

Unfortunately, I don't have access to images of the curvy road ahead of Dennis' car. This will have to do. And Marissa wins in a landslide.

 

[Steve Christou]

Has anyone counted how many pics of Marisa were posted in Testy, hundreds? Not that I'm complaining.. hubba hubba

Btw I've seen her name spelt Marisa, Marissa and probably Marrisa too.


A reprint of our Testy birth cries -

Adam BarrattDear me! I appear to have inadvertently entered the Twilight Zone.AllanNDamn, now I need to go fish out my 3D glasses from whatever year they did that in the SI swimsuit issue. Does anyone know what year that was?Cees AlonsWhy am I here? OK, guys. Proceed. Calm down, PLEASE. No need at all to pay any attention to me in this testy thread.ChristopherDACbwahahahah i've found you out at last you see i'm not hyper, just suffering from a bad case of ENGR 30634 poisoning oh god i think the pills are wearing offDennis NicholsIs this the recipie for some strange Rum punch?ElijahThis blatent attempt at the supression of free speach will not be tolerated! First the public testing area has been hijacked by brigants who like to police and patroll looking for things that dont line up with their strict rules. Then when a post doesnt not meet the guidelines (at least 6 screenshots from the same 3 minutes of a movie, several pictures of overly endowed women, or some space taking liberal rant) it is subjected to scruitny, public humiliation, and has the pictures relegated to links. EVEN AFTER THE POSTER HAS CHANGED THE PICTURE ALREADY, because the regulars are all suffering from helminthophobia.Elizabeth SGot to hear your comments on "Babel" my #2 movie seen this year. My interest had dimmed after some lukewarm reviews, but I'm glad I did decide to go see it. I cannot join the "Children of Men" lovefest. . .it just didn't engage me as it should have. My cardinal rule at the movies is NEVER LOOK AT MY WATCH DURING THE FILM, but I really, really wanted to.HaggaiWell, this is quite the thread. I've wandered in here before on occasion, probably when I was operating on far too little sleep, but never posted.Jack BriggsI'm not making this up, but I woke up during surgery once. It was back in 1973, and I was undergoing a third operation from injuries sustained during a motorcycle accident (a ditzy little twit who had just gotten her driver's license made a u-turn directly in front of me, on my just-paid-for 1972 Honda CB750K2). This was a bone-graft operation. I woke up, though the spinal tap anasthetic was still in effect. I heard the pounding of a hammer-like tool on what I could tell was one of my legs; I could feel the pressure from the impact. "Tough bone!" said the surgeon. At which point I blurted out to the nurse standing directly next to me, "Put me back to sleep!" "Just close your eyes," she said. "Knock me out!" I responded. She soon put a mask over my mouth and I fell back to sleep. Gives me the shudders to think about it, to this day. And I can't believe this thread is still alive. It's Steve Christou's biggest hit.JeffersonHey, I thought I told you kids, "Lights out"...Jim_KSince you can't wait for it Stevo. The oeuvre of ............. Gerard DamianoJoe FisherSteve what is the pic in post #10786? It looks so damn familiar.John DheinA spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!Julie KThe human mind cannot maintain sanity in the face of the Great Old Ones.Kachi KatriThis is a "sig" testMalcolm RMike, does your wife know what goes on in here?Mark bkMmmm nekkid women...Mike FrezonOkay Steve! Quick! Which is scarier? The HTF Pumpkin or Fluffy Pumpkin? Hmmmm. Come to think of it, have you ever seen them together?Nils LuehrmannSo this is where the HTF outlaws hide out... Howdy Steve, you screenshot hooligan!Parker Clack"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy...."Ray RHello. My name is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Just thought I'd to quote one of my fave films when I was a wee lad.RickERWow, i just checked out the pics from about 7 pages ago...glad the "little lady" was not home. She woulda thunk i was looking at a porn site.Ron-PSo this is Area51. I'll have to stay awhile and take a look around.Russell GAs a long time testy troll, I decided to crawl out from behind my rock to comment on my love of the "Baby Cart" films, put out a good word for the first "Lady Snowblood", wonder if the "Hanzo The Razor" films I have in my rental que (a series about a samurai detective who interogates with his giant weenis) are actually going to be any good, and hopefully entertain long timers with long, rambling sentances with poor spelling.Steve ChristouWhat the hell...Ted Leedo i dare read through 18 pages of this???Thi ThemTesty? Cool!Tony-BSigy-testy.Walter KittelTesting, testing, blah, blah, blah, still more verbiage. The quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog. How much more do I have to type to get this thing to wrap?Zen ButlerLegends are finally reaching to many a foreign land. I see it was not mere fabrication. Why are you all naked, swinging from the rafters and causing all that ruckus. We can hear you all the way in HT Interiors.

 

[Steve Christou]

For some reason I missed out Mary M.S. first testy post. Mike, is there a quick way of finding that first post? Let me try google.

 

[Mike Frezon]

Wish I could help. I just started a thread in the Feedback Forum complaining about the search engine.

Then people tried to help me out by using Google and , for me, the results were the same.

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That's quite a list, Steve! Love Ted Lee's, "do i dare read through 18 pages of this???" 18 pages? Hah!

 

[Mike Frezon]

This sort of thing always intrigues me:

That was the bottom-of-the-screen notification just now as to who was reading Testy.

There's me and Steve. But then there were eight other people--non-HTF members--who were also perusing these hallowed pages. WHO would be doing that?!? And I see it ALL the time! Maybe Marisa Miller fans?

 

[Steve Christou]

Mystery guests. Marisa fans and a few members who don't want to get caught perusing this thread maybe?

I was shocked when we reached 50 pages, than 100, 200, 300, 400...

Google was no help, Mary's name went as far back as 2006, she was happily posting here for a few years and than vanished...

 

[Mike Frezon]

Here's the Honor Roll:

Look how high the scroll button is--even when the post total is at just eight!

There are a LOT of "one-and-dones" on that list!

 

[Steve Christou]

Whoa I'm way out in front I thought Russ was catching up at one point. And I've got 6,000 posts in other threads, still impressive, no shame there.

Mike you probably would have been number 2 if you hadn't been AWOL for a few years.

I think we can safely say that some of the people in that list will never post that many times in a single thread again.

 

[Mike Frezon]

Without a doubt.

And, finally(?), here is the post/views marker:

Since I am math-challenged, I checked my work several times.

28,990 posts against 2,879,995 views means roughly 100 views per each individual post!

That's just stunning. And crazy weird.

 

[Steve Christou]

That is amazing.

By comparison my most viewed article at Hubpages - Jesus on the Screen - has had 15,000 views in 2 years. I honestly didn't think Jesus would be a popular topic until my 'Devil on the Screen' article took off. Than Jesus whupped Satan's arse.

 

[Mike Frezon]

Than Jesus whupped Satan's arse.

As it should be!

 

[Ruz-El]

"No one f**ks with the Jesus!"

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

Unfortunately, I don't have access to images of the curvy road ahead of Dennis' car. This will have to do. And Marissa wins in a landslide.

Let me help you out.

Unfortunately the curves around here will lead you to fall off into a deep canyon if you are not careful. Is the same true for Marissa?

 

[Mike Frezon]

Unfortunately the curves around here will lead you to fall off into a deep canyon if you are not careful. Is the same true for Marissa?

Hmmm. I'm really not sure.

But I will volunteer for the study when funding can be attained.

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

Well this gal's curves are still attractive even though she's 14 years past her prime. She's gray but that doesn't matter much.

 

[Ruz-El]

Classic curves?

 

[Zen Butler]

That's an impressive list and a great blast from the past. Cheers all