talk about getting your panties in a bunch....

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  1. Diallo B

    Diallo B Screenwriter

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    i would have thought a woman would have done this.....
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    Man allegedly killed roommate over toilet paper
    Fla. prosecutors say victim beaten so badly he had to be ID'd by fingerprints

    Updated: 4:52 a.m. ET Feb. 21, 2006
    MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

    Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

    Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.

    Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

    Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

    Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had an attorney.
     
  2. Jay H

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    But I hope with TP!

    Jay
     
  3. Joseph DeMartino

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    [Edges carefully away from Diallo so he doesn't catch a stray round when the shooting starts]

    [​IMG]

    (Now maybe if this was about the position of the toilet seat, you'd have a point...)
     
  4. Andrew Bunk

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    At least it wasn't about which way the toilet paper should hang-over or under.
     
  5. BrettB

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    or a single-ply two-ply debate
     
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    If they got this "vexed" over toilet paper, I have a feeling these two guys were a homicide waiting to happen.

    I can imagine his first day in the pen.

    "What are you in for?"

    "I killed a man with a claw hammer because we ran out of toilet paper."

    "Guard!!! We need more TP! Hurry!"
     
  7. Evan M.

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    What was that relaxation line in Anger Management??....."goooz fraba".....


    This reminds me of the story in Alabama a few years ago. I can't find a link but 2 brothers were at a family get-together. One brother went to open a chip bag by popping it.....of course the bottom popped and the chips went on the ground. The other brother got angry, went into the house, came out with a shotgun and blew his brothers head off........Reason #432 I eat Pringles......
     
  8. Jason Seaver

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    As many times as I've wanted to kill a roommate, it's always been over unpaid rent. I am soooo glad I'm moving to a new place this weekend.
     
  9. RickRO

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    Evan



    Thanks for that.....I really needed a good laugh and that was it.

    I here there is a sale on Charmin 24 pack at Target hurry hurry hurry..........
     
  10. MarkHastings

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    LOL - Well, I would have thought a woman as well, but it would have to be her sloppy/lazy husband she kills and not the roomate.

    There, hopefully I smoothed over things so there's no need for gunplay. [​IMG]
     

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