I'll be in an arrow, so acrobatics are out of the question. She knows too much for the classic "let em steer on the ground with the control wheel without telling them you're taxiing with the rudder pedals and tell them to go left and you go right" so that's out.
I can open the alternate static port and make the instruments go all wonky but that doesn't have the effect I'm looking for, I'll think of something
oh well. No such luck, she was feeling a little motion sick so the flight ended without event and as smoothly as possible. Didn't feel like cleaning up puke today
Oh well there is always next time. and if there is GO FOR THE SCARE HA HAH...................Wait who said that good god I just cant stop typing..................