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Carlo Medina

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In the spirit of the Stupidest Song Lyrics Ever thread:
I nominate the upcoming song from the soon-to-be-hit movie, "Enough"...
"J to tha Lo" by JHo, I mean JLo. Or J.Lo. Whatever.
Made me nearly hurl when I saw it at the end of the trailer for Enough last week. I was like "Damn right I've had enough...of her crappy music!"
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Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm

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"Rump Shaker" has to be nominated. Also, Canibus' "Watch Who You Beef Wit."

This is a harder category, because there are an awful lot of really stupid songs with perfectly normal titles.
 

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I can't find it (the song, that is) now but I believe Focus had a song called "I Need a Bathroom."
 

Carlo Medina

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Andrew,
Rump Shaker could be nominated in BOTH threads! The brilliant "Check Baby Check Baby 1-2-3-4," etc. ad infinitum + ad nauseum lyrics definitely contend for Stupidest Song Lyrics Ever. :D
 

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"Muskrat Love" is a title that come immediatley to mind along with "Having My Baby" which is probably the worst song I have ever heard.
 

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Hmm...Wesley Willis needs to be mentioned in this catagory also. "Eat that Mule Shit," "I Whipped Mighty Thor's Ass," "Stop Mulling Over the Mullet," and his acclaimed felatio to animals series all fit.
 

John K Carter

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Just a few Frank Zappa song titles.

Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt

Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin

Son Of Suzy Creamcheese

The Illinois Enema Bandit

Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?

I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth

Evelyn, A Modified Dog

My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

Sexual Harassment in the Workplace

Penguin In Bondage

Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?

Bebop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)

I could go on.....
 

Paul Boyle

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PF did a track called "Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave & grooving with a Pict"
which is one that springs to mind ;)
 

Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm

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I thought of that Floyd song title at work yesterday but couldn't get to my computer to post it.

While I was hesitant to include the lyrics of a chronic schizophrenic in the "Stupidest Lyrics" thread, Wesley Willis' song titles might fit here. Titles such as the aforementioned "Stop Mulling Over the Mullet" as well as "The Chicken Cow," "I Wupped Batman's Ass," "Birdman Kicked My Ass," "I Killed Your Daddy After Midnight," "I'm Doing It Well on the Side of the Rea," "Shoot My Jam Session Down," "Ward My Rock Music Off," et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Then of course there's King Crimson's "Larks' Tongues in Aspic"
 

Mike Broadman

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Ryan, I'm a hardcore Rush fan and love that song, but it is an awful title. So is Fountains of Lamneth.



Frank Zappa and Wesley Willis made their titles and lyrics "stupid" on purpose, so I don't know if they count. I would say things like "Just the Way You Are" and "I Love You Always Forever" rank on the top of the cheese list.



NP: Miles Davis, Pangaea, CD
 

John K Carter

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OK, Some intentional titles then.

Brian Eno: Burning Airlines Give You So Much More

Brian Eno: 1/1, 1/2, 2/1, 2/2

Genesis: The Grand Parade Of Lifeless Packaging

Magma: Liriik Necronomicus Kanht (In Which Our Heroes Ourgon & Gorgo Meet)

Magma devloped & sings in their own language so just about any of their titles are stupid.
 

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Most of these are intenionally "stupid", that's no fun... how about "Unskinny Bop" by Poison?

/Mike
 

Carlo Medina

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I agree Mike. Which is why I stand by my original nomination: J to tha Lo

I'm sure she and her entourage thought that was a pretty cool play on her nickname (which I'm sure they think is a pretty cool play on her real name).

Lame.
 

Mike Broadman

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I wonder if J to the Lo was inspired by her ex-boyfriend's equally trite song about how he's the P to the D to 'i'...



NP: Epitaph, Volume 3, by 'K' to the 'i' to the 'n' to the 'g' to the Crimson, bee-otch
 

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