Straight from the Snapple Cap (1 Viewer)

[Jay H]

The average human eats 8 spiders in his/her lifetime while sleeping

Hmm, makes me wonder the average number of humans a spider eats in it's lifetime while sleeping?

Jay "I like spiders" H

 

[Evan Case]

I believe Dave Barry commented that these statistics were skewed by the fact that Martha Stewart eats thousands of spiders every day, thus raising the average for everyone else.

Evan

 

[Jay H]

I knew she is evil!!!
Speaking of evil spiders... when is 8 legged freaks coming to rental, I must watch it as I missed it in the theaters...
Jay

 

[Clinton McClure]

Jay, it's been out for rental for 2 weeks now.