I just removed all three "security device" stickers in their entirety from a new DVD release in a scant 58 seconds. That would have broken a personal record, but unfortunately, I had to disqualify myself. I sliced one of my fingers and spilled some blood on the box. I tried again on another title and scored a respectable 71 seconds. Again, I was disqualified. This time I punctured the box. I challenge all members to this bravest and boldest of competitions. The squemish and faint of heart need not participate...this is for men. All participants are asked to adhere to the honor system.