Greg_S_H
Senior HTF Member
Watched the pilot last night. Probably my third time, but it's been a while. Stupid Janeway.
You know those commercials, "What if UPS ran the schools/what if a film crew ran weddings?" What if SG-1 crewed Voyager?
O'Neill: "Carter, get over to the array and make it send us home."
Jackson: "Jack! We can't just go home and let the Kazon kill the Ocampa! We caused this!"
O'Neill: "Oh, will you relax. Carter, can you get the self-destruct working over there?"
Carter: "No, sir. I don't even know if I can get us home before the Kazon reinforcements get here!"
O'Neill: "Keep on it. Teal'c? Do we have enough C4 to blow that thing?"
Teal'c: "Indeed."
O'Neill: "Daniel, I need you to plant charges all over the array while me and Teal'c keep these Crayons at bay."
Jackson: "But, what if we get home and the C4 doesn't go off?"
O'Neill: "You're welcome to stay behind in a shuttlecraft to make sure! Now, move it!"
Carter comes through, SG-1 goes home, and the C4 goes off right on schedule.
You know those commercials, "What if UPS ran the schools/what if a film crew ran weddings?" What if SG-1 crewed Voyager?
O'Neill: "Carter, get over to the array and make it send us home."
Jackson: "Jack! We can't just go home and let the Kazon kill the Ocampa! We caused this!"
O'Neill: "Oh, will you relax. Carter, can you get the self-destruct working over there?"
Carter: "No, sir. I don't even know if I can get us home before the Kazon reinforcements get here!"
O'Neill: "Keep on it. Teal'c? Do we have enough C4 to blow that thing?"
Teal'c: "Indeed."
O'Neill: "Daniel, I need you to plant charges all over the array while me and Teal'c keep these Crayons at bay."
Jackson: "But, what if we get home and the C4 doesn't go off?"
O'Neill: "You're welcome to stay behind in a shuttlecraft to make sure! Now, move it!"
Carter comes through, SG-1 goes home, and the C4 goes off right on schedule.