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[Louis Stettiner]

For Example we all Know that Bose stands for Better Off With Something Else

Or Big Over Priced Sound Emitters


I have one for SONY

Something Obsolete Next year


Got anymore

 

[Steven K]

SLAYER- Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot
KISS- Knights In Satan's Service
WASP- We Are Satan's People
ACDC- Anti Christ Devil's Child
Remeber these?

 

[Dana Fillhart]

FORD: F'd, Old Rebuilt Dodge
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sex
SNAFU: Situation Normal, All F'd Up

 

[Richard Travale]

FORD - Found on Road Dead
- Fix or Repair Daily

FIAT - Fix it Again Timmy

 

[Dana Fillhart]

Oh, here's one of my favorites:

WINE: WINE Is Not (an) Emulator! (Some people think it's an acronym for WINdows Emulator, but it's not.)

 

[Kevin T]

kmfdm: kill me for drug money / keep madonna from doing music / kill motherf'ing depeche mode / or kein mehrheit fur die mitleid

kevin t

 

[JohnRice]

NFL = No Fun League

A local university, the University of Northern Colorado (UNC) is sometimes referred to as the University of No Credit. I guess North Carolina would work too.

MLB = Mother******* Lowlife Brats

 

[Christopher P]

One of my favorites: FSU Seminoles - "Free Shoes University." Thanks, Steve Spurrier.

Chris

 

[Dan Keefe]

FORD:
First On Race Day

 

[Mark R O]

Sony ES (extra screws).

Better Off with Something Else

PMS - punish my spouse, pack my suitcase, please make sense,
potential murder suspect

JBL - just barely listenable
just below LLoyd's

NHT - Nasty Hissing Tweeters

 

[Kevin P]

IBM - It's Better Manually

FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fork Over Repair Dough, First On Recall Day

GNU - Gnu's Not Unix

Pinto - Put In New Transmission Often; Put In Nickel To Operate

 

[Matt Pelham]

I think most universities have aquired a few of these over the years.

Here at the University of Central Florida (UCF) its: "U Can't Finish" and "Under Construction Forever"

 

[Louis Stettiner]

Keep em coming

 

[Alex-C]

USC = University of Spoiled Children

FUBAR - F'd up Beyond All Recognition

MILF - Mother I'd Like to F....amiliarize-myself-with (ahem)

BFD - Big friggin deal

BFE - But f*** egypt

and then there's UCRA.

 

[JohnRice]

 

[Richard Travale]

I took a meteorology course when I was in Air Cadets and one of the nicknames we had for Cumulonimbus was BBMFC or Big Black Mother F***in' Cloud.
John, great Sig

 

[Kevin P]

Here's a few I created (work-related):

TWM - Time Wasting Meeting

LWC - Like Who Cares (this is the name of the email folder that I direct all spam and junk interoffice email to)

LWFC - Like Who F***in Cares - what I'd like to rename the LWC folder to some days

 

[Steven K]

LAME- Lame Aint an MP3 Encoder
SHIT- Sam Houston Institute of Technology
of, these from childhood:
DORK- Dynamite, Out-of-Site, Radical Kid
NERD- Never Ending Radical Dude
JERK- Junior Educated Radical Kid
damn, those are old...

 

[andrew markworthy]

There are loads of medical ones invented by bored medicos treating awkward patients:

FUR - found under rock

NFFOD - Normal for Forest of Dean (an area of England whose inhabitants, according to received opinion, make the Beverley Hillbillies look like a convention of Harvard professors - utterly untrue in reality, before anyone complains)

etc, etc

A piece of British folklore was that bored housewives would signal to their lovers whether there husband was out by putting a box of soap powder in the window. Said powder had the brand name 'OMO', construed to mean 'old man's away'.

 

[Jeff Braddock]

Got these in an email, none original to me...
Automobile acronyms
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every
Time
DODGE
D[ar]n Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD
Backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And
Inexpensive...
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's
Irregular Leftover
Equipment
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Vomit on Wheels
Back in Illinois there was a local community college called Frontier Community College. When somebody asked us where we were planning on going to college at, a common response was F.U.! Ah, the days of high school...