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Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by David Lawson, Feb 19, 2002.

  1. David Lawson

    David Lawson Screenwriter

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    I'm sure we've all seen our share of astute observations inscribed on the walls of public restrooms. Let's just say I'm glad I was sitting where I was when I read this one:
    TOM WAITS FOR NO MAN
    Any others? Here's hoping it stays clean... [​IMG]
     
  2. Kris McLaughlin

    Kris McLaughlin Stunt Coordinator

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    Confucious say: "Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot."
    [​IMG]
     
  3. Henry Gale

    Henry Gale Producer

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    "God is dead." - Nietze
    "Nietze is dead." - God
     
  4. Jim_F

    Jim_F Screenwriter

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    Wayne State University, circa 1976:

    "Coleman Young is too old for Detroit."

    "Detroit is too old for Coleman Young."

    "You're both too old to be writing on walls."

    And, speaking of Tom Waits, the ever popular:

    "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy."

    New Miami Bar, for years, if not decades:

    "I don't have a drinking problem.

    I drink,

    I get drunk,

    I fall down.

    No problem."

    and

    "Time flies like an arrow.

    fruit flies like bananas."
     
  5. JasenP

    JasenP Screenwriter

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    [c]Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn[/c]
    Words to live your life by...
     

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