Spaceball: The Ludicrous Speed Edition. Wait a bit, didn't they really do one?
Serenity: Te Bie Ban Edition Star Trek: Replicated Edition (somewhat appropriate, considering all the double-dips) Blade Runner: Replicated Edition (or should that be Replicanted Edition?) King Kong: Chest-thumping Edition Terminator: I'll Be Back Edition (would I'm Back Edition work? more accurate for a double-dip, but not the correct quote) Die Hard: Yippee-ki-yay Edition (add the MF word in the middle if you like)
Man, if they can actually release "The Sexiest, Egotistical, Lying Hypocritical Bigot Edition" of Nine to Five, they could probably release some of these mad suggestions! If you really want the stupidity to end, stop giving the studios so many great ideas! I'm proud to say I do not own one DVD with a whack special edition title, and I will always strive to make it so, damn you stupid studios and the monkeys in your marketing departments!
Oh yeah. That's one I'd actually like to have. The current DVD is almost perfect, but I'd really enjoy a commentary with Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, and Amanda Seyfried. I'm surprised they didn't include one on the current DVD.
Duel: The "Come on you miserable fathead. Get that fat ass truck out of my way." Edition
Spaceballs: The "Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!" Edition
Spaceballs: The "I bet she gives great helmet." Edition
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974): The "My family's always been in meat." Edition
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974): The "Look what your brother did to the door!" Edition
Batman Forever: The "Riddle me this!" Edition Batman Forever: The Two-Faced Enigma Edition Pulp Fiction: The "I'm A Mushroom cloud laying Mutha *ucka, Mutha *ucka!" Edition Scarface: The "Say hello to my little friend" Edition