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Doug_B

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Everyone likes the Beatles. So I suggest...



Why Don't We Do It in the Road

Yea, I know, wrong tempo.
 

Jacinto

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Off the top of my head:

It's a cheesy song, but the lyrics to Michael Bolton's "Can I Touch You...There?" may be appropriate.

Celine Dion's "Falling Into You" could be funny.

Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes"

Deana Carter's "Did I Shave My Legs For This?"

Sisqo's "Thong Song"

Scorpions' "Tease Me, Please Me"

Prince's "Gett OFF" or "Sexy M.F."

Bee Gees' "How Deep Is Your Love" has some good innuendo in the title.

Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy"

Go-Go's "Our Lips Are Sealed"

Tina Turner's "Private Dancer"

Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" or "Let's Get It On"
 

JayV

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The tune from the lobby scene in Matrix would be pretty humorous.

-j
 

Dave Falasco

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That Matrix lobby song is called "Spybreak" by the Propellerheads. Off the album "Decksanddrugsandrockandroll". Thank you, Launchcast! :)

I agree, that would be a good song for that. :emoji_thumbsup:
 

Brad Porter

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This seems like a great moment for Harry Nilsson's Jump Into The Fire. It's a high-energy song that people would get into and the repetition of "We can make each other happy" makes for a pretty decent theme. The only drawback being the part where he sings "but you'll never be free". :D

Otherwise, give James Brown's Get Up Offa That Thing some consideration. You would really need to be capable of some funky dance moves to pull it off, though.

For a slower song, Louis Armstrong does a great version of "Makin' Whoopee".

If none of these strike your fancy, go for the James Bond theme music. :D

Brad
 

Ike

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Big Balls-AC/DC
Rise-American Music Club
Good Vibrations-Beach Boys
Shake Your Rump-The Beastie Boys
Cat Walk-The Beat Happening (if you're cool!)
Baby's On Fire-Brian Eno
Whip It-Devo
Double Barrel Prayer-Diamanda Galas (if you're crazy)
Milord-Edith Piaf (Good one)
Sex Bomb-Flipper

Tons more. Maybe it'd help if you told the bride's first name since the song selection could be personalized. But I think Milord by Edith Piaf is the best on my list. It's not funny, really, but it works.

NP: Rapeman-Superpussy (I know it's ironic)
 

Charles Gurganus

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How about "Searchin" by Chicago...."I've been searchin, hell yea, for an answer" "good things in life, last a long time". I don't know but this just seems to work.
 

Tim Hoover

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On a cruder note, how about Guns n' Roses' "Welcome To The Jungle"...

Brad Porter mentioned James Brown - I think "Sex Machine" might also work. The line "Get up, get on up" would be great!
 

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