Snakes on a Plane (2006) (1 Viewer)

[Random Hero]

That little "trailer" / song was hilarious. Where's my Coke?!

 

[Greg_S_H]

 

[Ruz-El]

Sam Jackson was talking about his new film "Freedomland" Here's some choice quotes.



Bless his heart.

 

[ChrisMatson]

I like his attitude. I am looking forward to the movie, or at least looking forward to reading the reviews of the movie.

 

[Greg_S_H]

It's like asking them if they want free snakes on a plane. Of course they want free snakes on a plane! It's snakes. On a plane. For free! But, snakes on a plane? You can get those anywhere! Geico quotes. Made fresh! Just for you!

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

@ the faux poster!

 

[David Galindo]

I simply cannot wait for this movie.

 

[Thomas Newton]

The CDC has announced the news of the discovery of a new disease that afflicts posters to this thread:

Snakes On The Brain

It is presently thought incurable.

 

[ThomasC]

Here's the teaser: (it's real, despite being hosted by YouTube)

 

[Greg_S_H]

It was quick, but I think I saw two really great scenes: a guy getting beaten with a snake, and a snake coming down with the oxygen masks, and the guy trying to grab it, not knowing it was a snake!

 

[Timothy Alexander]

You missed another scene of a guy holding a snake to his face, screaming at it and then screaming to the camera.
This is going to be soooooo bad...I CAN'T WAIT!!!

 

[tyler payne]

Man, this movie is gonna rock in a "Plan 9 From Outerspace"/"Hudson Hawk" kind of way.

"Snakes on a Plane", its genius is in its simplicity itself. More movies should be titled this way. If I could go back in time I would change other movie titles to this format.

"Man Waits For Bus and Talks About Shrimp"

"Look At Kate Winslets Breasts Before Boat Sinks"

"A Hell of a Long Walk to Throw Away a Ring"

"Worst Movie Ever" (Battlefield Earth or Glitter, take your pick)

"What the Hell Was That About?" (Any David Lynch flick)

"Shark Sinks a Boat"

"Let's Chase a Tornado"

"Monkey in Manhattan"

"Bus Blows Up, If It Slows Down"

"Guy Doesn't Know He's Dead"

"Japanese Woman Will Scare the Crap Out of You" (Audition if you haven't see it)

"I Left NYPD Blue to do This"

"Dinosaurs on an Island"

Sorry, I needed to get that out of my system

tyler

 

[andrew markworthy]

Carrying on in the same vein:

It's the sled.

Just wait until you see what they've done to the Statue of Liberty.

Talk to the gang leader for two hours then let him go.

She's a he.

 

[Greg_S_H]

Just noticed in watching it again that Mace maces a snake.

 

[TheLongshot]

No longer there, apparently...

Jason

 

[Greg_S_H]

It's available here:

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

The quality is the same as it was on YouTube--not very good. But, it's enough to give you an idea.

Edit: Well, hell. That link worked earlier. Now, I'm not getting the trailer.

 

[ChrisMatson]

The trailer is awful.

Here is the m@therfu*#in' logo!



Courtesy of Entertainment Weekly

These people certainly have a sense of humor.

 

[Robert Anthony]

Embrace the absurdity.

 

[Adam Lenhardt]

Apparently they did reshoots so SLJ could utter a line demanded by fans. My guess is, it's either: "There's snakes on my mother fuckin' plane!" or "We got mother fuckin' snakes!"

 

[Robert Anthony]

I'm dead certain it's "There's snakes on this motherfuckin plane!"

Also, it's very obvious by the trailer editing, that the line he's REALLY saying at the beginning goes "Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfuckin snakes."

Sublime!