Snakes on a Plane (2006) (1 Viewer)

[Greg_S_H]

"Check out the big boa on Brad!"

 

[andrew markworthy]

I bet Mr Jackson will kick asp.

 

[dpippel]

This is a great thread.

 

[Mikel_Cooperman]

How do the snakes get past customs???

 

[Ruz-El]

I have to agree!

The weird things is, after thinking this over, I'm now sidnig with Robert Anthony. I gone from feeling absolute horror that hollywood would allow such a thing to be made, to thinking that this just might be the pinacal of cinema in 2006. I can't stop thinking about it, the simple beuty of the title, the concept, just brilliant.

 

[ThomasC]

With Kenan Thompson on board (pun initially unintended ), you can be sure that there will be at least some comic relief in this...um...thing.

 

[andrew markworthy]

Since their fangs won't show up on the x-ray machine and there's nothing in their bodies that will trigger an explosives detector, they just go through the usual security checks like everyone else. To the check-in crew and the security guards, an anaconda in an hawaiian shirt is just another regular Joe off on vacation. That's the devilish cunning of the plan - it's so simple ...

 

[Robert Anthony]

Snakes on a motherfucking plane, man. C'mon. Look at the thread. look what happens. If you're in a group of people larger than three, and you see that poster, or you see that ad--you're going to see the movie. it's just going to happen. Your brain will not allow you to pass up the opportunity to watch something that WILLFULLY and PROUDLY calls itself "Snakes on a Plane" with a straight face.

 

[Greg_S_H]

I can literally say that I saw CHUD in the theater. I can literally say I saw Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo in the theater. Do I really want to risk not being able to say I saw Snakes on a Plane in the theater?

 

[Thomas Newton]

No 50-foot long python or anaconda? I'm crushed ...

 

[Ruz-El]

That would be the sequel, "Plane in a Snake" with Ice "They got snakes that big?" Cube.

 

[Thomas Newton]

There's the Western prequel, "Snakes on a Plain", starring snakes that slither on the ground, vs. snakes that walk on two legs.

I hear that the slithering kind say that the others taste "just like chicken".

 

[Cassy_w]

LOL! I just peed myself.

 

[Holadem]

Could the sequel be Snakes in Space?

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[Ruz-El]

Come on Holadem, no one would be crazy enough to make a film called "Snakes In Space"!

LOL

 

[Thomas Newton]

"On April 1, 2025, the first passenger Shuttle lifted off from Cape Canaveral."

"Approximately 30 minutes later, passengers discovered a seemingly endless supply of deadly snakes crawling out of an unsecured cargo area."

"This is the story of their three-hour cruise."

 

[Jacob McCraw]

Make fun all you want but just remember that they were going to call "Jaws" "Shark in the Ocean" there for a while.

 

[Jeremy Allin]

Perhaps a name-change to Cocksnakepit?

 

[Ruz-El]

The only thing that would make this film any sweeter is if Michael Bay directed it.

"Oh what's that, yo udidn't like "The Island"? To cerebral for you retards? Fine, here's "Snakes on a Plane"! Think you can follow that? Huh?"

 

[Greg_S_H]

Whoa! Check it out! A suitably stupid Snakes on a Plane fan song!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...D2C4502048992.

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