Ryan Wright
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Gopher snake. Will be 72 inches long when he grows up.Sweet! Is he a pet?
I wouldn't mind a pet snake. Had one as a kid. The problem is the smell...
Gopher snake. Will be 72 inches long when he grows up.Sweet! Is he a pet?
I wouldn't mind a pet snake. Had one as a kid. The problem is the smell...
Is he still in my garage? After he settled down from the tong incident he went back outside, right? I mean, he's an "outdoor snake" isn't he? He's not lying in wait in the garage waiting to ambush us is he?If there is plenty of his natural prey living in your garage he could set up shop in there for awhile.
I wouldn't worry worry about it, snakes only bite for two reasons:
1. A feeding response. So if you smell of his natural prey (which is most likely rodents)it may strike.
2. If they feel threatened. So the best thing to do is ignore him.
As Dick had mentioned the myths that snakes are horrible creatures is very prevalent. Both my sons want to get a Ball python. Everyone (well just about everyone)I know thinks my wife and I are crazy for agreeing to it.
A growling snake is a sure sign that it is indeed not a snake, but a werewolf disguised as a snake ...I don't know what nut you heard this from, but this is a common internet myth. There are no documented cases of werewolves disguised as snakes.
This ridiculous legend arose with an increase in incidence of weresnakes with damaged trachaea [Journal of American Psychoherpetology Fall 2002]. When these noble creatures try to hiss majestically they are unable to elicit anything but a growl.
This increase of damaged trachaea has been traced to the explosion in the early 1990's of weresnake employment in professions that require a lot of speaking, notably collect call commercials on television.
This mass phobia regarding weresnakes must be curbed with education.
-j
Update.
And I wonder if the update to the update will involve him rescuing you from a burning car and then nursing you back to health.
-j
for I shall never see him againWanna bet? $5 says he'll be back within a month. It's destiny.
To determine if the snake is poisonous you can examine the shape of his head (round is good, triangular is bad) and the shape of his pupils (round is good, vertical slit is bad). Also you can check for fangs, versus teeth (self-explanatory). Unfortunately, this requires getting closer than I really like.Triangular head...check.
Vertical slit pupils...check.
Fangs...check.
Oh my goodness, Fluffy Pumpkin is a SNAKE.
Oh my God -- are you a fan of Hard Ticket To Hawaii??