This morning I was listening to some music with my son Theo, who is sixteen months old. I picked up the DVD-A of David Bowie's Stage on the weekend, and Theo seems to be enjoying it, particularly the song "Heroes". I decided that it was time to compare this DVD-A to the old RykoDisc CD of the album that I have. I cued up "Heroes" on both and started to flip back and forth between them. Every time I switched over to the CD, Theo shook his head violently back and forth, no-no-no-no-no, until I switched back to the DVD-A, and then he'd smile and go back to dancing. I've created a monster.