Directors Simpsons Character Draft! Excccccelllllent! (1 Viewer)

[Scott Weinberg]

Brad, Mike, Tom, Ric

 

[Brad Porter]

D'oh! I wanted Duffman. :frowning:

I'll take poor old Gil instead.



Ooops... wrong picture



Gil: "Nah, please you gotta help ol' Gil, whats it gotta take to keep you on the phone? Dance for you? But you wouldn't even see it.. y..alright I'm dancing."

Gil: "Come on, baby, show Gil a four!" [rolls dice -- snake eyes]
Dealer: "Craps!"
Gil: "Oh, no, why did I bet the company payroll? Oh, Gil's in a lot of trouble."

Brad

 

[Ric Bagoly]

SON OF A.......

 

[ThomasC]

Bitch?

 

[Mike Hutman]

I'll take

Poochie

 

[ThomasC]

And the winner is...

Martin Prince
I'm surprised no one took him until now.

 

[Ric Bagoly]

Maggie Simpson

 

[Brad Porter]

Did we skip a few rounds? Why would you draft Martin Prince when ______ is still available? You love Martin! You loooooooooove him!

(I'm not filling in that blank.)

Don't get me started on Poochie.

Brad

 

[ThomasC]

Don't get me started on Poochie.

Oh, come ON!

The name's Poochie D
And I rock the telly,
I'm half Joe Camel
And a third Fonzarelli.
I'm the kung fu hippie
From gangsta city,
I'm a rappin' surfer,
You the fool I pity.

 

[Scott Weinberg]

I like the Poochie pick. Damn funny episode...to the extreme!

...and it's about time Maggie got some love. She's a funny baby!

 

[Brad Porter]

I like the Poochie pick. Damn funny episode...to the extreme!

Worst. Episode. Ever.



Brad

 

[Brad Porter]

Do we have to remind the thread starter when it's his turn now as well?

Brad

 

[ThomasC]

Yeah Scott, you even commented on Ric's pick!

 

[Scott Weinberg]

Sorry all. Got held up. (Not "held up" but you get me...)
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"You kids don't know what you want. That's why you're kids, because you're stupid!"

"If I puked in a fountain pen and sent it to a monkey house, I'd get better scripts!"

"Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America's favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection. In regards to your specific comments about the show, our research shows that one person cannot make a difference, no matter how big a screwball she is, so let me close by saying..."

"I did a little research and I discovered a startling thing... There was violence in the past, long before cartoons were invented...Yeah, and know something, Karl? The Crusades, for instance. Tremendous violence, many people killed, the darned thing went on for thirty years."

"And this was before cartoons were invented?"

"That's right, Kent."

Roger Myers Jr.

 

[Matt Stone]

Snake



Snake: "I'm gonna win you back, even if it means I got to pistol whip this dude all night."
Homer: "Pistol whip?"
[imagines himself eating whipped cream from a pistol]
Homer: "Hmm, pistol whip... "

Mayor Quimby: "Where's that gun-toting maniac when you need him?"
Snake: "Sorry, I was in the can!"

 

[Nick Sievers]

Damn I was hoping to get Snake

My next two picks:-

Foolish Earthlings

Kang & Kodos



"Kang:Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons
Kodos: Kneel before my slingshot puny Earthling
Kodos: He's got a board with a nail in it!
Kang: That board with a nail in it may have defeated us but the humans wont stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails. Soon they will make a board with a nail so big it will destroy them all! (They do their signature laugh)."

"(To Marge) Kang: Oh, you look lovely tonight. Have you decreased in mass?"

 

[Scott Weinberg]

Matt, Scott, Ric, Tom, Mike

 

[Scott Weinberg]

Matt picks:

"Any religion that enbraces carob is not for Carl Carlson!"

"That's how ya learn! By askin'!"

Carl Carlson

(Couldn't find a pic!)

 

[ThomasC]

And Scott picks...

 

[Scott Weinberg]

Abandoned at the age of four by his parents

Spent childhood delivering presents to less fortunate children

Injured in a silo explosion at age 18

Demoted to 7-G after being replaced by a dog

Blamed for destroying a wall while actually saving Homers life -- Goes on reduced salary

Lives in a single room apartment above and below bowling alleys

Goes insane after Homer wins a competition for kids where Grimes was prepared to mock him

Electrocutes himself to death

Frank Grimes



R.I.P. Grimey :frowning: