Renault voted "most sexy car" - by rhinos (1 Viewer)

[Dennis Nicholls]

Oh dear this is an odd story:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/rhino_dc

"The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."

I don't find Renaults to be particularly sexy cars, but then again I'm not a rhino.... :b

 

[Zen Butler]

+spits espresso+
Stop it, I can't get it out of my head.

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

Maybe it's only British rhinos that get amorous about French cars.

I don't get it. At least it wasn't a Citroen....

 

[Paul McElligott]

That must have been a verrrrrry lonely rhino! A Renault? Talk about low standards?

 

[Tony Whalen]

Too funny.

 

[Dome Vongvises]

I needed a laugh.

 

[Malcolm R]

Not really, it seems he has females nearby:

...Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.

"He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added.

He's just horny! (literally and figuratively)

 

[Jay H]

Hmm, if that was in the USA, I wonder if what part of insurance would that be covered under, Collision or comprehensive? Or perhaps you need to get a copulation (by rhino) rider somehow?

Jay

 

[Erik.Ha]

I wonder if he tried to "honk his horn."

 

[DaveBB]

French cars are easy.

 

[Tony Whalen]

Really? I heard they were fast!

*rimshot*

 

[Erik.Ha]

Too bad he wasn't in the mood for a "hummer."

 

[Malcolm R]

I wonder what the guys in the detail shop use to clean off rhino spooge without harming the paint?

 

[Erik.Ha]

Im sure it cant be the first time spooge has had to be cleaned off a french car...

 

[DanaA]

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.