Renault voted "most sexy car" - by rhinos

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  1. Dennis Nicholls

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    Stop it, I can't get it out of my head.
     
  3. Dennis Nicholls

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    Maybe it's only British rhinos that get amorous about French cars. [​IMG]

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    I don't get it. At least it wasn't a Citroen....
     
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    That must have been a verrrrrry lonely rhino! A Renault? Talk about low standards? [​IMG]
     
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    Too funny.
     
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    I needed a laugh.
     
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    Not really, it seems he has females nearby:

    ...Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.

    "He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added.


    He's just horny! (literally and figuratively) [​IMG]
     
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    Hmm, if that was in the USA, I wonder if what part of insurance would that be covered under, Collision or comprehensive? Or perhaps you need to get a copulation (by rhino) rider somehow?

    Jay
     
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    I wonder if he tried to "honk his horn."

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    French cars are easy.
     
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    Really? I heard they were fast!

    *rimshot*
     
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    Too bad he wasn't in the mood for a "hummer."
     
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    I wonder what the guys in the detail shop use to clean off rhino spooge without harming the paint? [​IMG]
     
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    Im sure it cant be the first time spooge has had to be cleaned off a french car...
     
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    Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. [​IMG]
     

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