Random Rumblings (1 Viewer)

[Dr Griffin]

The further that science advances, the more humankind seems to be incidental.

 

[Greg_S_H]

One day, all of our music will be made by otters.

 

[ChristopherG]

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the back of the couch.

 

[Dr Griffin]

We may very well end up victims of our own success.

 

[Megdagooch]

M. C

 

[Dave B Ferris]

Since we know that "pro" is the opposite of "con" (as in "I'll make a list of pro's and con's"), then we also know that "congress" is the opposite of "progress".

 

[Dr Griffin]

I already have my last words picked out: "What the hell was that all about?"

 

[Dr Griffin]

There's never been a better time to live forever.

 

[Dr Griffin]

Just imagine, one day it will be too expensive to exist.

 

[Mike Frezon]

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

 

[Greg_S_H]

I was trying to give away my parrot when I saw a large crowd of people gathered. I started shouting, "Free bird! Free bird!" and everyone started cheering. Turned out I was at a Skynyrd concert.


I never did did find a taker for that parrot.

 

[Dr Griffin]

Latest word retirement: Scandal. Now known as average behavior.

 

[Dave B Ferris]

Will the name of the television show starring Kerry Washington have to be changed accordingly?

 

[atfree]

The love of money is the root of all evil.......the lack of money is the root of my misery.

 

[Dr Griffin]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14dOICbwSIs&feature=player_detailpage[/media]

 

[Stan]

How about the name "Stanley". I can't stand it, although it's my legal name, ugh...


Sounds like my grandmother scolding me when I was five years old.

 

[Dr Griffin]

I don't go by it, but I should really own it someday.

 

[Dr Griffin]

Today I thought about a double boiler.

 

[Mike Frezon]

Just removed a post.


No politics, please. From the HTF rulebook:

4. No politics or religion. We do not permit the discussion of politics or religion at HTF.

 

[ChristopherG]

Today I thought about a double boiler.

which, for some reason, makes me think about a boiler maker.