It's Sunday late afternoon, im minding my own business watching The Color Of War on the History channel and waiting for a phone call from a friend. It's also raining like hell outside. All of a sudden the screen get's all pixelated and I loose signal. Because I live in a apartment and I cant permanently attach a dish, I have to readjust it and the 4x4 that is attached to my railing with pipe clamps. So I adjust it and go inside, still no signal. Back outside I go again. This time when I grab the dish I get a small shock. I take the LMB off and notice there is NOTHING for weather protection for the connection. I concede that im done watching the dish for now and decide to go inside. Going inside did not work out so well. I accidentally locked the sliding class door. Im on the second floor, but the first floor is about half way underground. So its only about 8-10 feet drop from the bottom of my balcony to the ground. I climb over the side, jump down, brush the grass of me and go inside. I resolve to go rent a movie because I wanted to watch something I have not seen. I get in my truck and go to my video store. Not long after I got there the rain really starts coming down. I rent my movies(Paths of Glory and Memento) leave the store and proceed to get wet. After driving through at least a few 2-3 foot deep puddles I get back to my apartment and there is a fire truck there. While I was gone the carport that I park under fell over onto the cars. Watter built up on a slope behind the carport and knocked it clean over. If I had not rented a movie, my truck would be under a pile of bricks and wood. Although if it had't been for the rain and my dish going out of service I would have never left to go get a movie. So how was everyone else's weekends?