Heres something to make you smile, they were taken from various tv quiz shows and posted on the net. I laughed out loud at some of these, some really stupid answers, but hey we're only human!
Q: What does a planet orbit around?
Contestant 1: The galaxy?
Contestant 2: The moon?
Q: What is origami?
Contestant: A herb.
Q:How many metres are there in a kilometre?
Contestant: Three.
Q: What’s the Prince of Wales’s Christian name?
Contestant: Err...
Q: Here’s a clue: he was married to Diana.
Contestant: Err...
Q: It begins with a ‘C’.
Contestant: No idea.
Q: In which US state can you find Los Angeles, San Francisco and lots of big bears?
Contestant: Florida.
Q: No, it's on the other side.
Contestant: New York.
Q: What planet is named after the goddess of love?
Contestant: Neptune.
Q: Who was Bill Clinton's vice president?
Contestant: I don't know.
Q: Come on, he also stood for president himself. You know, Al...
Contestant: Al Jolson.
Q: Who did Britain go to war with over the Falklands?
Contestant: Er...
Q: It's a South American country.
Contestant: Iran?
Q: What is the capital of France?
Contestant: Belgium.
Q: If I travel at 60 miles an hour, how far do I travel in ten minutes?
Contestant: Two hundred thousand miles.
Anne Robinson: Which Cluedo character has a military rank?
Contestant: Colonel Sanders.
Anne Robinson: How many hours are there in three days?
Contestant (thinking Anne said how many r’s): One.
AR: What was the sequel to the movie 'I Know What You Did Last Summer'?
Contestant: I Know What You Did Last Winter?
AR: Who wrote 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'?
Contestant: Dr Seuss.
Q: What’s the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.
AR: In sport, the name of which famous racehorse was the word “murder” spelt backwards?
Contestant: Shergar.
AR: In which film did Dudley Moore star as the title character?
Contestant: 10
AR: What man-made structure built during the 3rd century BC is often said to be visible from space?
Contestant: The Millennium Dome.
Q: Which South American politician overthrew Allende in a coup?
Contestant 1: Ayatollah Khomeini?
Contestant 2: Chile?
Q: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"?
Contestant: Homosexuals?
Q: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.
Q: What does a planet orbit around?
Contestant 1: The galaxy?
Contestant 2: The moon?
Q: What is origami?
Contestant: A herb.
Q:How many metres are there in a kilometre?
Contestant: Three.
Q: What’s the Prince of Wales’s Christian name?
Contestant: Err...
Q: Here’s a clue: he was married to Diana.
Contestant: Err...
Q: It begins with a ‘C’.
Contestant: No idea.
Q: In which US state can you find Los Angeles, San Francisco and lots of big bears?
Contestant: Florida.
Q: No, it's on the other side.
Contestant: New York.
Q: What planet is named after the goddess of love?
Contestant: Neptune.
Q: Who was Bill Clinton's vice president?
Contestant: I don't know.
Q: Come on, he also stood for president himself. You know, Al...
Contestant: Al Jolson.
Q: Who did Britain go to war with over the Falklands?
Contestant: Er...
Q: It's a South American country.
Contestant: Iran?
Q: What is the capital of France?
Contestant: Belgium.
Q: If I travel at 60 miles an hour, how far do I travel in ten minutes?
Contestant: Two hundred thousand miles.
Anne Robinson: Which Cluedo character has a military rank?
Contestant: Colonel Sanders.
Anne Robinson: How many hours are there in three days?
Contestant (thinking Anne said how many r’s): One.
AR: What was the sequel to the movie 'I Know What You Did Last Summer'?
Contestant: I Know What You Did Last Winter?
AR: Who wrote 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'?
Contestant: Dr Seuss.
Q: What’s the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.
AR: In sport, the name of which famous racehorse was the word “murder” spelt backwards?
Contestant: Shergar.
AR: In which film did Dudley Moore star as the title character?
Contestant: 10
AR: What man-made structure built during the 3rd century BC is often said to be visible from space?
Contestant: The Millennium Dome.
Q: Which South American politician overthrew Allende in a coup?
Contestant 1: Ayatollah Khomeini?
Contestant 2: Chile?
Q: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"?
Contestant: Homosexuals?
Q: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.