Heres something to make you smile, they were taken from various tv quiz shows and posted on the net. I laughed out loud at some of these, some really stupid answers, but hey we're only human! Q: What does a planet orbit around? Contestant 1: The galaxy? Contestant 2: The moon? Q: What is origami? Contestant: A herb. Q:How many metres are there in a kilometre? Contestant: Three. Q: What’s the Prince of Wales’s Christian name? Contestant: Err... Q: Here’s a clue: he was married to Diana. Contestant: Err... Q: It begins with a ‘C’. Contestant: No idea. Q: In which US state can you find Los Angeles, San Francisco and lots of big bears? Contestant: Florida. Q: No, it's on the other side. Contestant: New York. Q: What planet is named after the goddess of love? Contestant: Neptune. Q: Who was Bill Clinton's vice president? Contestant: I don't know. Q: Come on, he also stood for president himself. You know, Al... Contestant: Al Jolson. Q: Who did Britain go to war with over the Falklands? Contestant: Er... Q: It's a South American country. Contestant: Iran? Q: What is the capital of France? Contestant: Belgium. Q: If I travel at 60 miles an hour, how far do I travel in ten minutes? Contestant: Two hundred thousand miles. Anne Robinson: Which Cluedo character has a military rank? Contestant: Colonel Sanders. Anne Robinson: How many hours are there in three days? Contestant (thinking Anne said how many r’s): One. AR: What was the sequel to the movie 'I Know What You Did Last Summer'? Contestant: I Know What You Did Last Winter? AR: Who wrote 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'? Contestant: Dr Seuss. Q: What’s the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.? Contestant: William Shakespeare. AR: In sport, the name of which famous racehorse was the word “murder” spelt backwards? Contestant: Shergar. AR: In which film did Dudley Moore star as the title character? Contestant: 10 AR: What man-made structure built during the 3rd century BC is often said to be visible from space? Contestant: The Millennium Dome. Q: Which South American politician overthrew Allende in a coup? Contestant 1: Ayatollah Khomeini? Contestant 2: Chile? Q: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"? Contestant: Homosexuals? Q: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.