Here you go, I thought these were quite clever, pick your favorite. ABSENTEE : A missing golfing accessory. ACOUSTIC : An instrument in shooting pool. ACCRUE : People who work on a ship. ADORABLE : What you ring when you go visiting. ALARMS : What an octopus is. ANTISOCIAL : Mother's sister being friendly. ATLAS : Finally AUSTRALIAN KISS : Same as French Kiss, ... only down under! AVOIDABLE : What a bullfighter tries to do. BOYCOTT : His crib.... not hers ! BROADBAND : An all girl musical group. CARNATION : Country where everybody has a four wheeler. CLIMATE : The only thing you can do with a ladder. CROWBAR: Where birds can get a drink DAMNATION : Beaver country DARE : Not here. DEBUT : De part of de body you must park to be seated. DECAGON : De way you explain how your vehicle was a total washout in an accident. DECAY : De letter which comes after de J. ECLIPSE : What an English barber does for a living. FINITE : Sir Lancelot. FOBIA : The fear of misspelled words GRAPE : Great Ape. HANGING : A suspended sentence. HEROES : What a guy in a boat does. HUMBUG : A singing cockroach ILLEGAL : A sick bird INFORMATION : How ducks are supposed to fly ! INTENSE : Where campers sleep ! MUCUS : A cat swear word. MUNCHKIN : What cannibals do to relatives PARADOX : Two physicians. PECAN : A container to urinate in. POLYGON : Who left the cage door open? PRIMATE : The sultan's favorite wife RECOUNT : Honorary Title reaffirmed by Floridans. RELIEF : What trees do in the spring. RENDER : The Animals that draw Santa's carriage. SELFISH : What the owner of a seafood store does. URINE : Opposite of "you're out" ! YANKEE : The same as a quickie, ...but you can do it by yourself! ZEBRA : Ze cloth which covers ze breasts!