Here you go, I thought these were quite clever, pick your favorite.
ABSENTEE : A missing golfing accessory.
ACOUSTIC : An instrument in shooting pool.
ACCRUE : People who work on a ship.
ADORABLE : What you ring when you go visiting.
ALARMS : What an octopus is.
ANTISOCIAL : Mother's sister being friendly.
ATLAS : Finally
AUSTRALIAN KISS : Same as French Kiss, ... only down under!
AVOIDABLE : What a bullfighter tries to do.
BOYCOTT : His crib.... not hers !
BROADBAND : An all girl musical group.
CARNATION : Country where everybody has a four wheeler.
CLIMATE : The only thing you can do with a ladder.
CROWBAR: Where birds can get a drink
DAMNATION : Beaver country
DARE : Not here.
DEBUT : De part of de body you must park to be seated.
DECAGON : De way you explain how your vehicle was a total washout in an accident.
DECAY : De letter which comes after de J.
ECLIPSE : What an English barber does for a living.
FINITE : Sir Lancelot.
FOBIA : The fear of misspelled words
GRAPE : Great Ape.
HANGING : A suspended sentence.
HEROES : What a guy in a boat does.
HUMBUG : A singing cockroach
ILLEGAL : A sick bird
INFORMATION : How ducks are supposed to fly !
INTENSE : Where campers sleep !
MUCUS : A cat swear word.
MUNCHKIN : What cannibals do to relatives
PARADOX : Two physicians.
PECAN : A container to urinate in.
POLYGON : Who left the cage door open?
PRIMATE : The sultan's favorite wife
RECOUNT : Honorary Title reaffirmed by Floridans.
RELIEF : What trees do in the spring.
RENDER : The Animals that draw Santa's carriage.
SELFISH : What the owner of a seafood store does.
URINE : Opposite of "you're out" !
YANKEE : The same as a quickie, ...but you can do it by yourself!
ZEBRA : Ze cloth which covers ze breasts!
ABSENTEE : A missing golfing accessory.
ACOUSTIC : An instrument in shooting pool.
ACCRUE : People who work on a ship.
ADORABLE : What you ring when you go visiting.
ALARMS : What an octopus is.
ANTISOCIAL : Mother's sister being friendly.
ATLAS : Finally
AUSTRALIAN KISS : Same as French Kiss, ... only down under!
AVOIDABLE : What a bullfighter tries to do.
BOYCOTT : His crib.... not hers !
BROADBAND : An all girl musical group.
CARNATION : Country where everybody has a four wheeler.
CLIMATE : The only thing you can do with a ladder.
CROWBAR: Where birds can get a drink
DAMNATION : Beaver country
DARE : Not here.
DEBUT : De part of de body you must park to be seated.
DECAGON : De way you explain how your vehicle was a total washout in an accident.
DECAY : De letter which comes after de J.
ECLIPSE : What an English barber does for a living.
FINITE : Sir Lancelot.
FOBIA : The fear of misspelled words
GRAPE : Great Ape.
HANGING : A suspended sentence.
HEROES : What a guy in a boat does.
HUMBUG : A singing cockroach
ILLEGAL : A sick bird
INFORMATION : How ducks are supposed to fly !
INTENSE : Where campers sleep !
MUCUS : A cat swear word.
MUNCHKIN : What cannibals do to relatives
PARADOX : Two physicians.
PECAN : A container to urinate in.
POLYGON : Who left the cage door open?
PRIMATE : The sultan's favorite wife
RECOUNT : Honorary Title reaffirmed by Floridans.
RELIEF : What trees do in the spring.
RENDER : The Animals that draw Santa's carriage.
SELFISH : What the owner of a seafood store does.
URINE : Opposite of "you're out" !
YANKEE : The same as a quickie, ...but you can do it by yourself!
ZEBRA : Ze cloth which covers ze breasts!