# Proof That Girls Are Easy (Math Inside)

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Don Black, Dec 18, 2001.

1. ### Don Black Screenwriter

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and Evil = Easy? Are you sure about that?

3. ### Don Black Screenwriter

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Damnit! Freudian slip. I'm never going to live this one down.

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Must be the Devil, I notice you have 666 posts right now.
Wait, so you mean that Easy girls are Evil. I'm not sure what that means, but I think I have an idea.

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I dont think thats a rigorous proof!

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Haha.. sorry to bust your bubble but this was posted a few months ago... :p)

But my too-smart-for-her-own-good friend found a loophole in it... Time IS money, time does not EQUAL money. So yeah, kinda ruined it for me

7. ### Don Black Screenwriter

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Nick: I don't think someone who owns Stepmom on DVD should criticize others...

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Awwww, that topic dissapointed me once I saw the actual thread.

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Another true math hole is that Girl require time & money wouldn't be expressed as

girls = time x money

There is not math for requires, but even if it were equal, it would be

girls = time + money

If time = money, then

girl= money + money

or

girls = 2money

So I guess that means girls are too money (and I wonder if they know it).

-Vince

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I suggest that everyone who has signed this thread print out this article from Sunday's New York Post and snail-mail it to Warner Home Video at the address below. Maybe if they see the truth a few hundred times in cold, hard, type it will begin to sink in. WHV simply does not understand that DVD is not VHS, not when it comes to movies, not when it comes to TV series. They have fallen from the best and earliest champion of the format to an international laughingstock, and sooner or later they're going to feel it where it hurts - in the pocketbook. We're trying to save them from themselves here, whether they know it or not. (Say, can any of you guys in the Los Angeles area get hold of a shrink and stage an intervention? We'll force the head honchos at WHV to spend a couple of weeks in "rehab" over at Fox.)
Send those print-outs to:
DVD Marketing
Warner Home Video
4000 Warner Blvd.
Burbank, CA 91522
Regards,
Joe

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Uh, Joe?

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Arrgh! See what happens when you have too many windows open at the same time?
I hate when that happens.
OK everyone, move along, nothing to see here...
Joe

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Vince is right.
However, he didn't finish it. Since money is the root of all evil and girls are double what money is, girls are twice as much the root of all evil.
And quite honestly I can agree with that.
As many harsh things that have been done for money, I'd say twice as many have been done for love/lust.
Of course using this same logic we come to the conclusion that TIME is the root of all evil. You know, if you go see Waking Life, I think they actually discuss that concept as well.
Maybe there is something to this math after all.

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Nick, if you don't wany any or all of those four DVDs, I would be happy to take them off of your hands. I'd gladly pay to cover shipping. I like all four of those movies but I'm afraid I don't have any of them on DVD.

17. ### Don Black Screenwriter

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hehehe... I liked Meet Joe Black. So we're even I guess!

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Frankly, I like the idea of flooding the Warner Home Video mail room with copies of this thread. It will certainly get them wondering, if nothing else.

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Sorry Carl, if i gave away the 4 of my DVD's i'd be giving away more than 25% of my DVD collection! LOL... i only have 15 DVDs... So yeah.. I mean if i had like 200+ like some people here do, i dont think i'd mind...

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Hey yall, whats up
Hey, the formula's all wrong
Its "...the love of money is the root of all evil."
Not "...money is the root of all evil."
Two totally different things.
Bye now