I stay away from the HTF for a while, and miss out on all the cool drafts. And the only one I can get in on from the beginning ends up being a joke. Damn.
Dammit! Pornography is no laughing matter. Pornography is to be taken seriously and in large doses.
I want to tell you a true story.
This one time, my wife was at work and the kids were at Grandma's and I decided to go rent a movie or two. Well I happened to notice the ADULT room. [Edited For Content] and all I could tell her was that I didn't purchase the donkey, I only rented him and I didn't know she was going to make banana bread. That was not cool.