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MatthewA

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For your consideration, "Most Ignorant Posting:"

so I rented annie hall last night and i'm like what's so great about some jewish guy from new york who married his dauter, and why'd they give this the oscar instead of star wars b/c this movie ain't got no exploshuns in it and exploshuns are kewl then i saw monty python and the holy grale and it was like so boring i mean dude wheres my car was real funie but u must b krazy 2 think this crap wuz funie it just kept going on and on at least its not as bad as the simpsons i dont no why its been on 4 like forever it sucks full house roolz.
 

Brian Kissinger

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This one time, I told this one guy that he "sucked", and then he beat me up. It's not nice to pass judgement on others. He did suck, though. Maybe suckiness is in the eye of the beholder. Or maybe (just like usual) I'm talking out of my ass. I guess we're all allowed to be different, and that makes us all unique and special. One man's "sucks" is another man's "excellent".

P.S. Guys who have or are going to beat me up, suck.
 

RobR

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It sucks that Contact received the same number of votes as The Godfather as a favorite film.
 

Brad_W

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All your post are belong to Suck!!!
1. The fact that I don't know what the hell this guy is talking about sucks.

2. People suck.

3. Popular music sucks.

4. The fact that lately a guy grabs some random boys off the street, puts them together, teaches them to sing and dance and kids love them sucks.

5. I suck.

6. self-inflicted poverty sucks.

7. prostitutes $uck

8. Michael Bay sucks.

9. Vaccum cleaners suck.

10. The fact that I can't spell vaccum sucks.

11. Dial-up modems suck.

12. Organized r... never mind.

13. Starting your life completely over from which you were so comfortable sucks.

14. Not having a spell-checker sucks.

15. Cabbage sucks.

16. Creepy people sucks.

17. My kitty crying for no reason what-so-ever sucks.

18. The fading of American horror films sucks.

19. The fact that my DVDs are probably going to be obsolete next year sucks.

20. My increased likliness of getting cancer due to heavy smoking sucks.

21. Excessive amounts of body weight sucks.

22. Liposuction sucks.

23. Life sucks.

24. No appreciation sucks.

25. Cats purring loudly in your ear while you are trying to sleep kinda sucks.

26. Mission Impossible 2 sucks.

27. The fact that at any moment the sun could turn into a Red Giant wiping out Earth... in it's own silly way... sucks.

28. Liver and Onions suck, although I've never met them.

29. Taxes suck.

30. General run-of-the-mill stuff sucks.
 

Steve Christou

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Reaching into a pile of goo that used to be your best friends face sucks!
Slowly being eaten by a great white shark sucks!
Finding out your dad is the most hated planet destroying bastard in the entire universe sucks! (but hey its kinda cool too!):emoji_thumbsup:
Crashing into a planet ruled by apes sucks!
Being hunted in the jungle by some ugly alien beastie sucks!
That Brain Bug sucking your brain out sucks!
Finding out that you're the clone sucks!
Finding out your young daughter can suddenly spin her head round 360 degrees and has a penchant for projectile vomiting sucks!
 

Eve T

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That old lady that smells of cat food down the street sucks.

That old couple driving infront of me on the highway going 20 miles under the speed limit sucks.

Death sucks.

Taxes Suck.

People that think they know "everything" about "everything" suck.

Cry babies suck.

People that judge others by how they dress and not on their merits SUCK!!!!!

Back stabbers suck.

Narcs suck.

People that are able to get a job yet refuse to so they can collect government benefits SUCK.

People that don't try new things suck.

Charles Manson SUCKS.

The fact that all those lives were lost in the WTC attacks SUCKS.

War sucks.

Coupon cutters suck.

The old bag at the grocery store infront of you that fumbles for her checkbook and coupons while holding up the whole freaking leaking creaking peaking line SUCKS.

And the last time I checked....I SUCK.

Peace,

Eve
 

Kevin Leonard

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Black and White movies suck! What, was there no color back in the Stone Age?

Movies with subtitles suck! Why don't they speak English?
 

MikeH1

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Non INXS fans suck.

Dallas Stars fans suck.

Colorado Avalanche fans suck.

Car insurance rates suck

Edmonton winters suck (-34 C tonight)
 

John Kilduff

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Rain...

In my own defense (It sucks to say that, but I find myself always having to), I keep on forgetting that Kurt Cobain was a father himself. I'm sure he was a good human being and a good father to some people...it's that I hate his music is why I said I'm glad he's dead. When Nirvana came along, they made me a cultural dinosaur at the age of 9 years old. No longer was what I liked enjoyable...it was in fashion to be miserable and depressed and hateful and ironic...and to enjoy entertainments that had all of these elements in there. Nirvana made me an outcast, and when Kurt Cobain died, I thought I might be accepted for my pop-cultural tastes again. I wasn't.

Yes, I'm sorry for his kid. Will *I* miss the guy and his music? NO! For the misery he put me through, and the fact that he made me suck, I'm glad he's gone.

And as a final note...it sucks that you, Rain, who I thought I was on good terms with, would think of me as a hypocrite, a creature that I consider to be a lowlife slime. I thought you were okay with me. I guess not.

Sincerely,

John "Would it help you, Rain, if I said that I, as a human being, suck?" Kilduff
 

Scott Hayes

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When you have a sinus infection and you blow your nose so hard puss comes out your tear ducts. That realy sucks.
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