Poll: What Sucks?

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  1. Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm

    Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm Supporting Actor

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    A growing number of discussions on the Forum these past few months have devolved into "_____ sucks." "No, _____ sucks." So I figured we could all just get it out of our systems in one big thread. I'm taking a poll. The more ignorant your response, the better. In fact, I'll give a prize to the most ignorant responder.
    Examples:
    • Moulin Rouge sucks! It was just a big music video!
    • DTS sucks! DD is way better!
    • Copy protection sucks! Those millionaires don't need my money!
    • Napster sucks! Those millionaires deserve my money!
    • The Beatles suck! They did nothing but overrated happy pop songs!
    • Clapton sucks! He hasn't done anything worthwhile in 30 years!
    • "Eine Kleine Nachtmusick?" More like Eine Kleine Nutsack! (a real post, I kid you not)
    Be more creative than these examples.
    Have at it.
     
  2. george kaplan

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    Going for the ignorance prize:

    It really sucks that divx isn't still around. These late fees really bite.

    Black bars suck! Stop covering up half my picture.
     
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    Citizen Kane Great? Kane Schmane Nuff Said !
     
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    Black holes suck!

    (Sorry, it's been a rough week and that's the best I can do.)
     
  5. Dheiner

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    Home Theater sucks!!!

    I'd much rather watch movies with people talking, coughing, and moving constantly.
     
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    Mean people suck.
     
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    Boy toy bands suck

    Beats and Brussel sprouts suck

    My neighbor to the south sucks

    People who blindly comment negatively about groups they've never heard suck

    Movie theater crowds suck

    People who don't want to expand their horizons suck

    Anal-retentive and passive-aggressive people suck

    Most of what you see on TV sucks

    Bigots suck

    Bin Laden sucks the most

    Oh, and finally, that Carl's commercial where people eat loudly and nasally sucks
     
  8. Jim_K

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    I just finished 2001: a space odyssey. WTF?!!! Greastest Sci-fi film ever? my ass! I kept falling asleep it was soo boring. What the hell was that black rectangle supposed to be?! What the hell happened at the end?! Where they on drugs when they made this film?
    Uh this movie sucks! [​IMG]
    {I guess I have to say the above was in jest. One of my favorite films BTW}
     
  9. Matthew Chmiel

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    [ cheap shot ]
    You know what sucks? Yo mama!
    [ /cheap shot]
    [​IMG]
    Girls who reject me suck.
    People in front of you who go to fast food places and take six years looking at the menu before finally deciding all they want is a breakfast jack suck.
    People who like horrible pop music and then claim is better than most music suck.
    Teenage punkers who've never heard any good punk music ('70s and '80s punk) but love Weezer suck.
    People who drive and talk on their cell phones suck.
    Old people who buy either a Lincoln or Cadilliac and they end up not knowing how to steer the goddamn thing correctly suck.
    Junior High and High School students who think they're better than everybody else suck.
    Dolby Digital and DTS both suck... PCM is the only way to go! [​IMG]
    Teenagers who have driving licenses, but can't drive to save their life suck.
    Blockbuster and Hollywood Video suck.
    Pan & Scan sucks.
    People who won't see the light and still prefer pan and scan after a whole explination on widescreen suck.
    Michael Bay sucks.
    People who make sterotypical comments suck.
    People who assume that something sucks, but have never seen/heard what they're saying sucks suck. (Now that's a tounge twister.)
    Teenyboppers suck.
    People who talk during movies suck.
     
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    Any and everybody who says "sucks", sucks.
     
  11. Matthew Chmiel

    Matthew Chmiel Cinematographer

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    People who say that people who say "sucks" suck sucks. [​IMG]
     
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  13. Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm

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    The 2001 response was more what I was looking for, but as always you guys thrill and surprise me with your originality.

    The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc sucks. (No, it really does.)
     
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    Leaky roofs suck.

    Estimates for repairs of leaky roofs suck.
     
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    The fact that I just shovelled the driveway and walk for the fourth time this week and its freaking snowing again! This is a major deal here in Vancouver since it doesn't snow that much here. I've shovelled more in the last week than I have in the last 5 years.

    Patrick
     
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    PatrickM,
    As a pedestrian, let me thank you for being one of only about 5 people in the Lower Mainland who actually owns a snowshovel! [​IMG]
     
  18. John Kilduff

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    Osama Bin Laden sucks.

    The Taliban sucks.

    Today's music, with the exceptions of Pink, No Doubt and one or two soul singers, sucks big time!

    Irony sucks!

    "Seinfeld" sucks!

    "Mad TV" sucks!

    Nirvana sucks (and I'm glad that Kurt Cobain blew his brains out!)

    The concept of the TV series "Smallville" sucks!

    My former friend Carol sucks (She's a psycho hose beast who's built like a white version of Grace Jones!)

    High school sucks!

    Everybody who ever made fun of me sucks!

    The death of my dad sucks!

    The fact that girls don't want to date me sucks!

    Sean Combs and all rappers of today suck!

    The fact that nobody respects the 80s sucks! (I love the 80s, by the way)

    The fact that I can't think of anything else that sucks right now sucks!

    Alcohol, cigarettes, cigars and drugs suck!

    Sincerely,

    John "In a Wayne Campbell voicwe: It certainly does suck!" Kilduff
     
  19. JohnRice

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    Actual Quote:
    "2001 was stupid. I didn't get it."
    I know it doesn't actually use the term "sucks" but I want to be accurate.
     
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