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[Bob McLaughlin]

"This is what smoking did to Joe Camel."

"Australia: it's like a whole 'nother continent."

Little Sylvester Puddytat: "Father, that giant mouse is trying to seduce me!"

 

[Dennis Reno]

"Bet you can't get THIS at the Outback Steakhouse"

 

[PaulG]

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[MickeS]

"You can jump me anytime, baby"

Or something.

/Mike

 

[Shawn C]

While I was tryin' to figure out why the guy was sayin' what he was sayin', Nicky just hit me. No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.

 

[Shawn C]

"Normally, my prospects of comin' back alive from a meeting with Nicky were ninety-nine out of a hundred. But this time, when I heard him say, 'A couple a hundred yards down the road', I gave myself fifty-fifty.

"

 

[Brett_H]

The fumunda from down unda.

-or-

No rules, just right.

(ew.)

-Brett.

 

[Ken_McAlinden]

Tie me Kangaroo down, sport.
Regards,

 

[Scott Hayes]

God, that was one hell of an assflappin' fart!

 

[Marshall Alsup]

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That was awesome!
-Marshall