Pick up Lines, what works and what doesn't

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  1. Scott L

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    “I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.”

    It was time to call it a day after model Hannah Ryan, 23, put me firmly in my place with: “No you haven’t. Now f*** off.”

    [​IMG]

    You go girl!
     
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    "Suck me, beautiful." -Oz American Pie
     
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    You remind me of my mother... May I nurse?
     
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    My favorite was from a soda commercial.(Cant remember which soda!)

    "Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is kickin'!"
     
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    "I'll be your pokemon if you let me peek-at-you (picachu)"
     
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    Good pick up line: "You must be wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world!"

    Bad pick up line: "Excuse me, I was about to go masturbate, and I need a name to go with your face."
     
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    Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel across the street.
     
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    Jeremy Allin Supporting Actor

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    Bad line:

    "Can I feel your belly button........from the inside?"
     
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    I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
     
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    are you jamaican? because jamaican me crazy!

    CJ
     
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    Do you believe in love at first site or do I have to pass by you twice?
     
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    One that actually worked:

    This bar is too loud. I've got Ben & Jerry's at my house.
     
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    I've got candy



    Yeah, I stole this from a differant forum member
     
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    You must be wearing highly reflective panties because I can see myself in them!
     
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    "Hi, I'm running for Congress and was wondering if I could count on your vote" (more of a conversation starter than a pickup line)

    "I'm here! What are your other two wishes?" (it got me a phone number)

    De
     
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    I've always been fond of the "Say..do you have any Irish in you?" "Would you like some?" [​IMG]

    Another crude but goodie, "Come sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up." :b
     
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    I was told the Casanova of my dorm actually used this in a disco:-

    "Your father's a thief: he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
     
  19. James T

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    to quote Johnny Bravo,

    "How do you like the idea of you, me, my place, a box of noodles and a Pauly Shore movie?"

    "Your name must be Mickey.... cause you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind"

    and I can't rememeber who told me this one, but it's a good way to get slapped...
    "I'm sorry, I thought you were wearing a braille name tag"
     
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    (to pick up waitress taking your order) "...I'll have the sheepherder special...a cup of coffee and a piece of ewe"[​IMG]
     

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