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BrettB

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“I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.”

It was time to call it a day after model Hannah Ryan, 23, put me firmly in my place with: “No you haven’t. Now f*** off.”

:D

You go girl!
 

Chuck Mullen

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My favorite was from a soda commercial.(Cant remember which soda!)

"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is kickin'!"
 

Rob Gardiner

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Good pick up line: "You must be wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world!"

Bad pick up line: "Excuse me, I was about to go masturbate, and I need a name to go with your face."
 

Bryan X

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Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel across the street.
 

Chris

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One that actually worked:

This bar is too loud. I've got Ben & Jerry's at my house.
 

Dewitte

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"Hi, I'm running for Congress and was wondering if I could count on your vote" (more of a conversation starter than a pickup line)

"I'm here! What are your other two wishes?" (it got me a phone number)

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Jason Harbaugh

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I've always been fond of the "Say..do you have any Irish in you?" "Would you like some?" :D

Another crude but goodie, "Come sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up." :b
 

James T

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to quote Johnny Bravo,

"How do you like the idea of you, me, my place, a box of noodles and a Pauly Shore movie?"

"Your name must be Mickey.... cause you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind"

and I can't rememeber who told me this one, but it's a good way to get slapped...
"I'm sorry, I thought you were wearing a braille name tag"
 

Ron Etaylor

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(to pick up waitress taking your order) "...I'll have the sheepherder special...a cup of coffee and a piece of ewe":D
 

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