Patches the Horse (1 Viewer)

Julian Reville · Jan 20, 2005

Philip_T · Jan 20, 2005

I've officially seen everything now.

Moe Maishlish · Jan 20, 2005

I want one.

Moe.

Jeff Cooper · Jan 20, 2005

Oh really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?

Philip_T · Jan 20, 2005

Not yet, but a horse that will fetch you a beer????

Julian Reville · Jan 20, 2005

He didn't open it though, the lazy bastard.

I was getting kinda scared when the guy was taking him into the bedroom.

MarkHastings · Jan 20, 2005

Homer: So it's OPPOSITE land! Crooks chase cops, hamburgers eat people, and horses ride in cars!

p.s. Who's the side-kick guy? :laugh:

Dave Poehlman · Jan 20, 2005

That's the most rediculous thing I've seen...

...naming a horse "Patches" when he has no spots. Sheesh.

Jeff Cooper · Jan 20, 2005

He didn't bother to close the 'fridge either! Warm beer makes me puke!

Chucky P · Jan 20, 2005

Phone Rings

"Hello, well yes the phone was answered by a horse!"

I am also wondering if Patches can use the bathroom? If so God help us all!

Quentin · Jan 20, 2005

Easy, Frank...

ThomasC · Jan 20, 2005

His name is Jeff, unless I'm not getting an inside joke here...

Scott McGillivray · Jan 20, 2005

!!!

Damn you Jeff! I was just dying to use that quote.

(It is from "Team America" in case you guys were wondering.)

Jeff Cooper · Jan 21, 2005

Yes, inside joke. Any 'Blue Velvet' fans reading?

PABST BLUE RIBBON!!

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