so my friend has planned this big romantic german escape with his girlfriend and she literally broke up with him days ago. he leaves wednesday and he asked me if i wanted to take her place(not like that...haha), so he wouldn't be entirely lonely and depressed. i don't have a passport, but i hear i can obtain one with an appointment from the miami airport(i live in orlando) and get it the same day. this sounds a bit fishy, especially seeing as the website says the fastest i could get it is 2 weeks. what do i believe and should i get my hopes up or is there no way in hell to get the passport in time?