I love to shop. But shopping inevitably puts me in a position to deal with bad parking etiquette. Is it so difficult to park in the middle of the lines? I could do it in reverse driving stick with one hand while drinking a slushy. Why do people double park? Those with $$$ cars obviously don't want them dinged, but do it at a far end of the lot, not in the middle. Those with big-ass trucks piss me off too. Why do people park so close to others when there is clearly enough room to straighten out? Why are they so disrespectful? I can't stand kids, parents over-occupied with the little runts that they can no longer think, large people, or people with shitty cars. This demographic swing their doors wide open like they're in the middle of a park. Finally, I hate people who park onto boulevards, grass, and other designated no-parking zones especially during X-mas season. These people tend to drive trucks and SUVs and it's probably the only time they ever get to take their wheels off-road. If you can't find a spot, wait or go somewhere else. Suck it up! I do.