Greg_S_H
Senior HTF Member
Sick of their bad behaviour, the captain of a cruise ship marooned Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan on an island. They were promptly taken captive by islanders outraged that bimbos had set foot on sacred land. The chief was a sporting fellow, though, so he told them they had a chance to live if they would go out and collect ten pieces of fruit and bring them back to him.
Paris came back first carrying kiwis. The chief said, "You must shove all ten kiwis up your kiester without any reaction. Flinch even a little, and we will kill you." So, she popped a couple up there, but the third one caused her to grunt with pain. She was quickly dispatched.
Britney returned soon after carrying ten grapes. She started to work and had nine in when she started to laugh. She was immediately killed.
Up in Heaven, Paris said, "I was watching you, and I thought you had it made! Why did you laugh?"
"Because I saw Lindsay coming back, and she was carrying ten pineapples!"
Paris came back first carrying kiwis. The chief said, "You must shove all ten kiwis up your kiester without any reaction. Flinch even a little, and we will kill you." So, she popped a couple up there, but the third one caused her to grunt with pain. She was quickly dispatched.
Britney returned soon after carrying ten grapes. She started to work and had nine in when she started to laugh. She was immediately killed.
Up in Heaven, Paris said, "I was watching you, and I thought you had it made! Why did you laugh?"
"Because I saw Lindsay coming back, and she was carrying ten pineapples!"