Paramount and the Trek Collective sets (Joke)...

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  1. todd s

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    With all of the Paramount releases of the Stat Trek Collective sets (ie-Time Travel,Borg). Paramount has decided to release a Collective set and they need your help. They plan on releasing Star Trek Collective: The Suck Episodes...And you need to choose which.

    -Spock's Brain

    Add yours?


    (THIS IS A JOKE. PARAMOUNT IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THIS INFORMAL SURVEY.) [​IMG]
     
  2. jim.vaccaro

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    So much hatred for Spock's Brain....*sigh*

    I thought it was amusing. Wait, it wasn't supposed to be? Nevermind. [​IMG]
     
  3. todd s

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    Sorry Jim. I just couldn't get past McCoy doing brain surgery on Spock. And Spock responding..."Good". [​IMG]
     
  4. Paul McElligott

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    Voyager: "Threshold" - a concentrated ball of suck in a sea of consistent suckage.

    TOS: "Lights of Zetar" - Would probably be the worst episode of any series that didn't have "Spock's Brain."

    TNG: "Shades of Gray" - A suck-filled recap of two generally suck-filled seasons.

    Enterprise: The first two seasons, pick any episode at random.
     
  5. Todd Hostettler

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    Uh, maybe you picked up an old press release. They've already put one out...

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    Actually The Way To Eden should be a no-brainer. Maybe Paramount could throw in a set of hippy beads.
     
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    Stiff man puttin' my mind in jail
    Gonna shake my head and waa-aa-aag my tail

    Don't smack me. My wife already did. [​IMG]
     
  8. Mikel_Cooperman

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    The Voyager episode where they turn into salamanders. Dont know the name.
     
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    Todd, you forgot the first three seasons of Enterprise.

    I was SO going to make that joke about Voyager, but you beat me to the punch!
     
  10. todd s

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    "Well crack my knuckles and jump for joy...got a clean bill of health from Dr.McCoy" [​IMG]

    Todd, that was very funny.
     
  11. David Lambert

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    Since "The Way To Eden" has already been mentioned, I'll chip in with the 4th-season TNG episode "Suddenly Human". The only episode of the entire run that I could not stand to finish watching on the original broadcast, and when trying to finish it on DVD I found that I couldn't. Man, that one blows.
     
  12. Paul McElligott

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    I got the first two.

    TNG - 7th Season - "Masks" is another bag of industrial strength suckage.
     
  13. DougFND

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    My personal pick for worst TNG is "Shads of Gray", which has already been mentioned. Coming in second would probably be "Code of Honor" or "Hide and Q".
     
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    Maybe it's just the nostalgia of watching the episodes on Sunday nights with my old man when I was a kid, but I just don't remember any horrible episodes of TNG. [​IMG]
     
  15. Ric Easton

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    Jeezuz, I tried to get thru TNG's "When the Bough Breaks" a while back (on Spike TV I think)... it was painful. Even though I have every episode on DVD and had them all recorded on VHS before that, I think there are some episodes I will never sit through again.

    TOS's "And the Children Shall Lead" anyone?
     
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    The Lights of Zetar
    Turnabout Intruder
     
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    Oh! "Turnabout Intruder" is one of the worst hours in tv history! The mere thought of William Shatner with a woman's brain, walking around effeminately...ick! That's the ICK factor working overtime. No wonder it was the last episode of TOS.

    I don't know all the titles' names, but there was another TOS I couldn't stand; it had something to do with a harp-playing midgit... and there was a NextGen that had Wesley on death row, because he stepped on a flower in the garden of Eden or something. WhatEVah.
     
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    My nominees:

    TOS
    Season 1 - Nothing. It's all goodness.

    Season 2 - "The Omega Glory"

    Season 3 - "Spock's Brain"


    TNG
    Season 1 - every episode except "Heart of Glory" and "11001001"

    Season 2 - every episode except "Matter of Honor" and "Measure of a Man"

    Season 3 - "Ménage à Troi"

    Season 4 - "Night Terrors"

    Season 5 - "New Ground" (Alexander episodes almost automatically qualify).

    Season 6 - "Aquiel"

    Season 7 - "Masks", "Genesis"


    DS9
    Season 1 - "If Wishes Were Horse" ("Shore Leave" Redux)

    Season 2 - "Second Sight"

    Season 3 - "Fascination"

    Season 4 - "The Muse"

    Season 5 - "Ferengi Love Songs"

    Season 6 - "One Little Ship"

    Season 7 - "Badda-Bing Badda-Bang"
     
  19. Sam Favate

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    You realize you're including Q Who in that list?

    Personally, I'd take all of TNG, TOS, and DS9 - including the stinkers - over Voyager any day. That series was like 7 years of "Spock's Brain."
     

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