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P-Unit releases their new single "Generic Rap Song"!!!

Discussion in 'Music' started by LanceJ, Jul 13, 2004.

  1. LanceJ

    LanceJ Producer

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    I guess in response to all the poser and manufactured rap artists out there today, some students from Princeton University put together a song & a video(!) to express their displeasure with this state of affairs:

    "Generic Rap Song" by P-Unit

    It sounds and looks like they worked hard on this funny-but-with-a-message production. Damn good work guys!
     
  2. Chris V

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    That's hilarious! (And true)

    Fo Shizzle!
     
  3. Tony-B

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    I saw that video a long time ago, and it absolutely rules!! That song is known to get stuck in my head for no reason at all.
     
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    P-Unit:
    P-P-P... P-P-P... P-Unit!

    DJ Clue (all with echo):
    DJ Clue!
    Same Old Shit!
    Black Dude Yellin’!

    P. Diddy:
    It’s bad boy—2003
    English 231, Nate D., Robert J. Moore
    This is history, baby

    Ja Rule:
    Where would I be without my gravy?
    Say anything, just pay me
    My rap style’s so lazy
    So all the good rappers hate me
    Every syllable I speak is boring as ever
    No-thin but bull, don’t know how to be clever
    And for that I will always be horrible
    Theme, lyrics and tone—ain’t no skill in me, baby!

    50 Cent:
    If I didn’t have Dre’s beats would you still love me?
    If it wasn’t for Eminem, who would this thug be?
    If I ain’t have bullet scars would I still be on MTV?
    Don’t tell no one, but one of em is from my appendectomy
    Answer these questions, world, that’s why they’re written
    I love you like a black dude love fried chicken
    See my success—does it make you sickened?
    Hope not, cause a new single hits this weekend

    J-Lo:
    The after party’s goin’ strong
    You and me, we can get it on
    Mr. DJ Play that song
    Play that generic rap song

    The after party’s goin’ strong
    You and me, we can get it on
    Mr. DJ Play that song
    Play that generic rap song

    Lil’ Romeo:
    Listen up girls, I’m the youngest player
    Bling’d up, but still waitin for my pubic ha-ir
    Exploited like an oilfield in West Iraq
    I’ll be broke when I’m 20, and hooked on crack
    Only got this big ‘cause my dad’s Master P
    I feel sorry for my pops, he got less skills than me
    Peace out though, yo, I’d best be packin’
    Got a sleepover later down at Michael Jackson’s

    Sean Paul:
    Don’t tell anybody see buddy you listen and think I’m Jamaican, right?
    But if you look at my body you’ll notice my skin is actually white
    Although all my lyrics are so incoherent I make em sound really tight
    Follow my writing and Princeton should give you an english degree or certific-ite
    You know that these words are a bitch to decipher even if its amplified
    I’mma twist my tongue and your brain like footsies be tripped on slip and slide
    If grammar is God than I gotta be Satan, the devil personified
    Cause I never enunciate...Girl

    J-Lo:
    The after party’s goin’ strong
    You and me, we can get it on
    Mr. DJ Play that song
    Play that generic rap song

    The after party’s goin’ strong
    You and me, we can get it on
    Mr. DJ Play that song
    Play that generic rap song


    Chingy:
    I know you like the way I'm sayin right thurr (right thurr)
    And how it got me to be a millionurr (millionurr)
    Yo my accent is fake but I don't curr (I don't curr)
    Cause I got 20 carats up in my urr (in my urr)
    I'm from that STL you best bewurr (best bewurr)
    I'm wurrin' Urr Force Ones I got two purr (got two purr)
    All you people that hate me now don't dispurr (don't dispurr)
    Cause I'll be gone off the charts in one yurr (one yurr)

    DMX:
    D-M-X and my dogs bite
    My...dogs
    Bite...right
    I can’t...write—but I’m stuck in this rap shit
    Let em know— I’mma live the thug life...from my mansion
    Actin like we owe em something
    Then we show em something
    I think I musta... left my talent back at home or somethin
    You got me pumpin’, there ain’t nothin’ stopin me.
    I sound like you fed the cookie monster broccoli

    J-Lo:
    The after party’s goin’ strong
    You and me, we can get it on
    Mr. DJ Play that song
    Play that generic rap song

    The after party’s goin’ strong
    You and me, we can get it on
    Mr. DJ Play that song
    Play that generic rap song

    P. Diddy:
    It's Bad Boy, baby!

    Snoop Dogg:
    Fo shizzle dizzle
    P-Yizzle’s in the hizzle
    Wit the Snoopy D-o-double-gizzle
    I’m addin izzles to wizzes all dizzle...so they don’t have to rhyzzle
    Buy my “Girls Gone Wizzle” Vizzle...it’s the shizzle



    P. Diddy:
    Bad Boy!

    Also check out the companion paper. http://www.princeton.edu/~rmoore/punit/paper.pdf
     
  6. EricSchulz

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    The video ROCKS!!! "Chingy" had me on the floor...but, no Nelly? And "P. Diddy" needs a nice long "sample" to rap with to show how completely talentless he is.
     
  7. LanceJ

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    I haven't gone through that entire research paper yet but its kind of weird (but in an interesting way) to see such an intellectual treatment of this subject.
     

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