Lou Sytsma
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Patrick is there anything new that comes out that you don't catch?
You seem to be everywhere.
You seem to be everywhere.
The secrets of the plot must remain unrevealed by me, so that you can be offended by them yourself, but let it be said this movie is about as corrupt, intellectually bankrupt and morally dishonest as it could possibly be without David Gale actually hiring himself out as a joker at the court of Saddam Hussein.
Ebert panned both David Gale and Gods and Generals, mostly on idealogical, philosophical, and moral grounds.
Which means, I guess, that people who don't share Mr. Ebert's opinions will love both films.In the case of David Gale, I don't think that's a fair assessment at all. Based on his other reviews I've read, Ebert strikes me as a pretty liberal guy, I certainly don't think he's a strong proponent of the death penalty. From what I've read of the reviews, even people who agree with the movie's politics are calling it a lousy movie. And both David Gale and Gods & Generals are getting trashed pretty thoroughly on RottenTomatoes.com.
I think Zack's repeated "Why, Bitsey, why?" line at the end was one of the most unintentionally hilarious lines I've ever heardOh you're being nice. Every time the name "Bitsey" gets mentioned, it's done in such a poor way that it evoked laughter out of me every time.
Alan Parker's The Life of David Gale is a disaster zone, falling ALL over the map of narrative, character development and goofy political agendas. There's not a single convincing moment in the film to be found, and it feels at least an hour longer than its actual length. What's even more odd is this trash is released almost exactly a year after the medicare-brewhaha known as John Q which also drove me nuts by preaching to the viewer about the poor not getting treatment, all the while moronic characters spout out goofy dialogue to a laughable finale.
Ryan makes a terrific point about the car. Why, for example, does the movie open on a shot of Bitsey (hehe, I laughed again) running away from a car that's obviously overheated, all to make a pseudo-foreshadow to the fact 20 minutes later in?
A scene where Bitsey tries to reenact the murder scene bordered on insanity. I caught myself tilting my head like a dog, completely speechless to think of how Parker had to say something like "Okay, Kate, you're going to reenact the murdered woman, by telling your partner you're going to put a plastic bag over your head, say you're going to count to three minutes, then squirm and cavort all over the floor. Okay? Action!" What's unbelievable to me is how after she removes the plastic bag from her head after her "experiment", she tells why she did it. Hey Bitsey, how about just figuring it out instead of committing the dumbest suicide in history?
Stylistically, the film is a nightmare. The twangy music score repeats constantly throughout the film, the wild-angle editing to jump time frames, the needlessly frequent references to the David Gale family photo, getting Michael McKean to flash his crooked yellow teeth every chance it gets, and the film's final reveal, which plays like a B-minus horror film where the sting will just piss you off.
If I ever watch this film again, I'll bring a bottle of bourbon and a bottle of vodka, to make a drinking game for every time Bitsey makes a head-turn/tilt or for every time David Gale makes a goopy sad face.
Other than that, the film's pretty good.
Jason
I still have trouble thinking that there are actually people out there who enjoyed this movie and were actually shocked by it's gratingly predictable "twists".I will be the brave one and say that I actually enjoyed this movie.
I am really glad I watched on opening night, because I certainly wouldn't have, if I had read the reviews here beforehand.
Many flaws, but I don't regret watching it. Oh well
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Holadem
I will be the brave one and say that I actually enjoyed this movie.Hey, at least somebody is