Micah Cohen
Screenwriter
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- Jun 8, 2000
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OH MY GOD, the worst most horrible thing just happened to me. This will haunt me forever.
I have a mouse. I mean, sometimes, living in the city, mice come into my house. They frolic in the ceiling space and skeeve me out by obviously frolicking on my stove top and in my kitchen, where they are looking for something to eat (which they never find). I set traps for them, and ultimately they get SNAPPED! in the traps, and I whisk them away into the garbage - goodbye cute little vermin!
Well, yesterday I set out traps in my kitchen for the current devious little prankster. A Cocoa Puff with a small dab of peanut butter is my bait. I can barely put the set trap down without it SNAPPING! on my hand, but this mouse managed to lick the peanut butter from the Cocoa Puff on all three traps without tripping the traps. How the...? So, I dutifully reset my traps.
A short while ago, I was minding my own business surfing the web like the loser I am, when SNAP! in the kitchen! Gotcha! That might have been 20 or so minutes ago. I didn't want to go down there because, you know, YUCK! The little guy might still be warm or something, I don't know. And I usually like to leave the SNAPPED! mouse in the trap for at least a couple hours, so if any of his friends show up he serves as a sort of object lesson. Anyway, turns out I had to go into the kitchen to get some scissors to open a package that was just UPS'd to me, and I figured, okay, enough time has passed, no problem. I can peek in, see what I caught, and he'll be dead and all, and I will just get the scissors and open the box and... As I was getting the scissors, I heard a little rustling sound. I thought, "Another mouse? Two traps left..." And then I looked up and over at the mouse that I caught 20 minutes earlier...
AND IT WAS MOVING! IT WAS SNAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF ITS BODY BY THE SPRING ARM OF THE GOLDARNED MOUSETRAP -- SNAPPED! -- AND THE TOP PART OF THE MOUSE WAS MOVING, STRUGGLING! AHHHHHH! IT WAS HORRIBLE! LIKE A MONSTER MOVIE! AND SAD, TOO! DIE! DIE DIE DIE! OH MY GOD IT WAS MOVING, SNAPPED FLAT UNDER THE BAR AND BY ALL APPEARANCES D-E-A-D! BUT... IT... WAS... MOVING!
I ran right up here like a little girl and called all my friends (who all said: "Get a cat") and I am completely SKEEVED OUT! I AM SCARED! I HAVE NIGHT OF THE LIVING MOUSE IN MY KITCHEN! WHAT IF IT NEEDS HUMAN FLESH NOW! BACK FROM THE DEAD!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Is my hour up?
MC
I have a mouse. I mean, sometimes, living in the city, mice come into my house. They frolic in the ceiling space and skeeve me out by obviously frolicking on my stove top and in my kitchen, where they are looking for something to eat (which they never find). I set traps for them, and ultimately they get SNAPPED! in the traps, and I whisk them away into the garbage - goodbye cute little vermin!
Well, yesterday I set out traps in my kitchen for the current devious little prankster. A Cocoa Puff with a small dab of peanut butter is my bait. I can barely put the set trap down without it SNAPPING! on my hand, but this mouse managed to lick the peanut butter from the Cocoa Puff on all three traps without tripping the traps. How the...? So, I dutifully reset my traps.
A short while ago, I was minding my own business surfing the web like the loser I am, when SNAP! in the kitchen! Gotcha! That might have been 20 or so minutes ago. I didn't want to go down there because, you know, YUCK! The little guy might still be warm or something, I don't know. And I usually like to leave the SNAPPED! mouse in the trap for at least a couple hours, so if any of his friends show up he serves as a sort of object lesson. Anyway, turns out I had to go into the kitchen to get some scissors to open a package that was just UPS'd to me, and I figured, okay, enough time has passed, no problem. I can peek in, see what I caught, and he'll be dead and all, and I will just get the scissors and open the box and... As I was getting the scissors, I heard a little rustling sound. I thought, "Another mouse? Two traps left..." And then I looked up and over at the mouse that I caught 20 minutes earlier...
AND IT WAS MOVING! IT WAS SNAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF ITS BODY BY THE SPRING ARM OF THE GOLDARNED MOUSETRAP -- SNAPPED! -- AND THE TOP PART OF THE MOUSE WAS MOVING, STRUGGLING! AHHHHHH! IT WAS HORRIBLE! LIKE A MONSTER MOVIE! AND SAD, TOO! DIE! DIE DIE DIE! OH MY GOD IT WAS MOVING, SNAPPED FLAT UNDER THE BAR AND BY ALL APPEARANCES D-E-A-D! BUT... IT... WAS... MOVING!
I ran right up here like a little girl and called all my friends (who all said: "Get a cat") and I am completely SKEEVED OUT! I AM SCARED! I HAVE NIGHT OF THE LIVING MOUSE IN MY KITCHEN! WHAT IF IT NEEDS HUMAN FLESH NOW! BACK FROM THE DEAD!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Is my hour up?
MC