Thank God I only have to see most of these people once a year. They aren't the hippest or brightest folk when it comes to home theater. Aunt Lorraine: Thinks 16x9 enhanced is a new line of bras. Aunt Claire: Thinks pan-and-scan is an option on a dishwasher. Cousin Tony: Still trying to figure out how they get 5.1 movies onto one DVD. (On a sidenote, 5.1 is actually his IQ) Uncle Lonnie: He bought a new reciever and I exclaimed "You have DTS!" He rushed to the doctor. Cousin Betty: Her butt has an aspect ratio of 2.35: 1. Usually expands to a whopping 2.70:1 during the holidays. Put down the sausage balls, honey! Uncle Ray + Aunt Nadine: They still live in their original trailer. Grandma: Has TV spots all over her 1971 Zenith console. Cousin Leo: Wears lots of leather and gets excited just over the words "Digitally Mastered." You figure it out. Aunt Shirley: Never shuts up. The woman is a walking audio commentary. Yep, I am officially bored.