My Relatives: The Tournament

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  1. Scott Weinberg

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    Man, this should be fun! We all know how wacky my family is! Everyone gets six nominations, eight seconds, six thirds, four-fifths, three fourths of triple sec, five two by fours and six sick shieks.
    I'll get the ball rolling by nominating:
    Mom
    Dad
    Uncle Silty
    Big Fat Gramma
    Chester Coppersnot
    Lemming D. Cliffwalker
    Eterno the Near-Dead Cat
    Urine-soaked Pat
    Aunt Pharm
    Rabbi Snipsnip
    Great Uncle Mouse Detective
    Turk 183 Yes, he has a lawsuit pending.
    Mrs. Crotchfire
    Alf A. Bet
    Keep in mind that you can only vote in a matchup if A) you've read the complete works of William Chaucer and Laura Schlesinger, B) you prefer the white kind of mint chocolate chip ice cream to the green kind, C) your parents let you eat Pixy-Stik or Lik-m-Aid as a kid, and D) you have - at least once in your life - told a gaggle of obnoxious teenagers to shut the hell up while sitting in a darkened movie theater.
    Please limit your nominations to Weinberg Family Members who live North of Pennsylvania and South of Boca Raton, and I'd appreciate it if you could offer your nominations in either Japanese or ancient Sanskrit. 8th person to respond to this post gets punch and pie.
    With any luck, this tournament will prove to be the most profitable one yet for Home Theater Forum, and I'm planning to use the profits to purchase a brand new HTF hot tub - which you can all use free of charge if you're ever in the Philadelphia area with a mandatory donation of 45 dollars and/or a Madacy Metropolis DVD.
    And once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.
     
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    Bravo.
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  3. MartinTeller

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    Is William Chaucer related to Geoffrey?
     
  4. Scott Weinberg

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    William Chaucer is an author borne of Albanian/Eskimo/Screaming Gibbon descent. You may remember his books
    Sequel 2: Part 3
    Learn How to Open a Book in One Easy Lesson
    How to Bathe Yourself Regularly Without Risking Eternal Damnation
    Failed Steroids: The Eddie Deezen Story
    and
    Yes, I Was Wrong: I Meant to Say Geoffrey
    It's been a long time since our government forced me to read The Crannenbery Tales.
     
  5. MartinTeller

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    I like a fella who can reference Eddie Deezen.
     
  6. Scott Weinberg

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    Hey thanks!

    Personally, I prefer women who can reference Eddie Deezen.
     
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    Where's my punch and pie? [​IMG]
     
  9. Brian Kissinger

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    DAMN!!!!

    One post too late!
     
  10. Scott Weinberg

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    This is for Steeve ONLY. 17th post gets a tasty surprise.
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    Hey Scott, you forgot about Grandpa "Adolph Oliver Pubes"
     
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    Didn't we have this tournament already? I think the Rabbi won... by a nick.
     
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    surprise? [​IMG]
    Edit: I nominate Mydic Zrelbeig.
     
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  19. Scott Weinberg

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    OK, this is for SteveGon ONLY!
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    Thanks to www.penny-arcade.com for the comic!)
    Post #31 gets some a sweet cheesecake shot! (Anyone posting consecutively is disqualified!) [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    What kind of cheesecake?
     

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