My puppy ate my book of the dead!

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  1. Jin E

    Jin E Second Unit

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    Now how the hell am I supposed to conjure Kandarian demons, and open a portal to ancient Sumaria, whereupon propigate a fight for humanity without my Necronomicon Ex Mortis? Note to self: Keep book bound in human flesh, inked in blood, dealing with Demons, Demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bauers of mans domain off an accessable lower shelf your 6 month old puppy can reach.
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  2. Micheal

    Micheal Screenwriter

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    The Apocalypse has begun!
     
  3. Rob Lutter

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    Wow, that puppy must have been pissed! He really sent that think back to whence it came [​IMG]
    Good thing that you have an extra copy! [​IMG]
     
  4. Sean P

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    Have you watched "Evil Dead" with the puppy so that it was aware of the infernal forces that it was dealing with? Just being woozy from latex fumes isn't enough. It has to know that future chomping could cost him a paw!! Or maybe-HE"S ALREADY POSESSED!!

    Does he speak Sumarian instead of barking now?
     
  5. Rob Lutter

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    *Bark* *Bark* JOOOOOOIN USSSSS!! *Bark* *Bark*
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  6. HienN

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    I think your puppy is trying to tell you it's time to spend another $50 on the new Super Collector's Limited Edition from Artisan. Such a smart doggie!
     
  7. Matthew Chmiel

    Matthew Chmiel Cinematographer

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    The disc was Anchor Bay... not Artisan... BIG difference. [​IMG]
     
  8. HienN

    HienN Stunt Coordinator

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    Matthew, you are right of course. Actually I used to hold Anchor Bay in much higher regard, but they have done some pretty silly things recently.
     
  9. Philip_G

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    hehe, it looks like he had a good time in the process [​IMG]
     
  10. Alex Spindler

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    I think everyone is missing the big picture here. Does anyone know if the dog said the words before he took the book of the dead?!?!
     
  11. Bjorn Olav Nyberg

    Bjorn Olav Nyberg Supporting Actor

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    Did the dog say the words?!?
    I think it's safe to assume were done for...
     
  12. Alex Spindler

    Alex Spindler Producer

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    Yeah, you're right. I can hear it now...

    "Rraruu Rraratta Rrichto... Rruhtro Rraggy"
     
  13. Travis Olson

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    Man that sucks.
     
  14. Grant B

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    I am not that attached to mine since the disc is in my changer and the book is packed away in a drawer (and our Scottie dogs don't chew on anything!!).
    If you want just the book maybe we can work something out.
    Email me if you do
    That thing must of left a bad taste in his mouth.
     
  15. Scott Merryfield

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    My dog used to eat my homework all the time when I was in school -- at least that's what I told the teachers. [​IMG]
     
  16. JasenP

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    For some reason I would want to have the whole mess framed and on my wall. I don't know why...
     
  17. Bry_DD

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    Now that's what you call "The Book Of Tha Dead"... [​IMG]
     
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