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JasenP

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I told my girlfriend that there are two exotic items that I want to buy eventually..

A Pet Monkey - I went to the zoo and decided they are too filthy and I don't want to look at their swollen red ass everyday!

A Laser gun if they ever become a consumer item. - This is especially peculier because I am not a "Gun Guy" or hunter, actually I am afraid of guns, but I still want a laser gun!
 

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